thanks for the spoiler dude. i owe ya.:thumbsup:
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thanks for the spoiler dude. i owe ya.:thumbsup:
Spoiler? hey it isnt like i did what moby did and spoiled the fucking end of the movie, hell this was just a quote, but my apologies if it spoiled anything for you:error:
that bald fuck gave the movie away here? oh for shame.
damn it. good thing i didnt read it. its not your bad. i was just razzin you. dont even trip. i do want to see it. just not in the theaters.
Mr. Daystar
In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
I eat constatina wire and **** napalm...I'll put a round through a flea's ass at 300 meters...
Clint Eastwood...Heartbreak Ridge
Clint Eastwood...Heartbreak Ridge
A prank call Martin Riggs (Mel Gibson) makes to Leo Getz (Joe Pesci) in Lethal Weapon 4
Getz:"Leo Getz, private investigator"
Riggs:"Private investigator, well Mr Getz i was wondering if you'd be willing to investigate my privates"
Getz:"What?"
Riggs:"My privates you stupid ****, shut the fuck up!!"
Getz:"Leo Getz, private investigator"
Riggs:"Private investigator, well Mr Getz i was wondering if you'd be willing to investigate my privates"
Getz:"What?"
Riggs:"My privates you stupid ****, shut the fuck up!!"
Saw
Dr. Lawrence Gordon: What's your name?
Adam: My name is Very Fucking Confused; what's your name?
Adam: I don't give a crap if you covered yourself in peanut butter and had a 15 hooker gang bang!
Adam: This is the most fun I've had without lubricant.
Adam: I went to bed in my shithole apartment and I woke up in an actual shithole
Dr. Lawrence Gordon: What's your name?
Adam: My name is Very Fucking Confused; what's your name?
Adam: I don't give a crap if you covered yourself in peanut butter and had a 15 hooker gang bang!
Adam: This is the most fun I've had without lubricant.
Adam: I went to bed in my shithole apartment and I woke up in an actual shithole
"I ain't got time to *****"
I just saw Predator again.
I just saw Predator again.
BLAWK HAWK DOWN
"Hoot": Y'know what I think? Don't really matter what I think. Once that first bullet goes past your head, politics and all that **** just goes right out the window.
"Hoot": When I get home people 'll ask me, "Hey Hoot, why do you do it man? Why? You some war junkie?" You know what I'll say? I won't say a goddamn word. Why? They won't understand. They won't understand why we do it. They won't understand that it's about the men next to you, and that's it. That's all it is.
OUT COLD
Luke: Well, yeah it dosen't really allow my dice to roll and by dice I mean testicles. Speaking of testicles, let me get a ****.
Rick: Pig Pen, when I want advice about a good Planet of the Apes film or maybe how to get the resin out of my bong I'll come to you ok? But I am not gonna take romantic advice from somebody who cannot spell romantic or advice... or bong
Luke: Eric, do you notice you're always talking about sticking something in my ass, and that time it wasn't even a threat,
Luke: No regrets, that's my motto. Well... that and everyone Wang Chung tonight.
"Hoot": Y'know what I think? Don't really matter what I think. Once that first bullet goes past your head, politics and all that **** just goes right out the window.
"Hoot": When I get home people 'll ask me, "Hey Hoot, why do you do it man? Why? You some war junkie?" You know what I'll say? I won't say a goddamn word. Why? They won't understand. They won't understand why we do it. They won't understand that it's about the men next to you, and that's it. That's all it is.
OUT COLD
Luke: Well, yeah it dosen't really allow my dice to roll and by dice I mean testicles. Speaking of testicles, let me get a ****.
Rick: Pig Pen, when I want advice about a good Planet of the Apes film or maybe how to get the resin out of my bong I'll come to you ok? But I am not gonna take romantic advice from somebody who cannot spell romantic or advice... or bong
Luke: Eric, do you notice you're always talking about sticking something in my ass, and that time it wasn't even a threat,
Luke: No regrets, that's my motto. Well... that and everyone Wang Chung tonight.
"Whattaya lookin' at? You're all a bunch of fucking assholes. You know why? 'Cause you don't have the guts to be what you wanna be. You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fucking fingers, and say "that's the bad guy." So, what dat make you? Good? You're not good; you just know how to hide. Howda lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth--even when I lie. So say goodnight to the bad guy. Come on; the last time you gonna see a bad guy like this, let me tell ya. Come on, make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy comin' through; you better get outta his way!"
-Tony Montana a.k.a. Scarface
Scarface (1983)
-Tony Montana a.k.a. Scarface
Scarface (1983)
The Last Boyscout
Alley Thug: Wrong place, wrong time. Nothing personal.
Joe Hallenbeck: That's what you think. Last night I fucked your wife.
Alley Thug: Oh you did, hah? How'd you know it was my wife?
Joe Hallenbeck: She said her husband was a big pimp lookin' motherfucker with a hat.
Alley Thug: Oh, you're real cool for somebody whose about to take a bullet.
Joe Hallenbeck: After fucking your wife I'll take two
Alley Thug: All right, you want it in the chest, or the head?
Joe Hallenbeck: Yeah, that's what your wife said.
Alley Thug: Hey man, would you stop with the wife ****?
Joe Hallenbeck: Ask me how fat she is.
Alley Thug: Fuck you, man! How fat is she?
Joe Hallenbeck: She's so fat I had to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot. Motherfucker, if you wanna fuck her you gotta slap her thigh and ride the wave in. Now I'm saying she's fat, her high school picture was an aerial photograph.
Alley Thug: Wrong place, wrong time. Nothing personal.
Joe Hallenbeck: That's what you think. Last night I fucked your wife.
Alley Thug: Oh you did, hah? How'd you know it was my wife?
Joe Hallenbeck: She said her husband was a big pimp lookin' motherfucker with a hat.
Alley Thug: Oh, you're real cool for somebody whose about to take a bullet.
Joe Hallenbeck: After fucking your wife I'll take two
Alley Thug: All right, you want it in the chest, or the head?
Joe Hallenbeck: Yeah, that's what your wife said.
Alley Thug: Hey man, would you stop with the wife ****?
Joe Hallenbeck: Ask me how fat she is.
Alley Thug: Fuck you, man! How fat is she?
Joe Hallenbeck: She's so fat I had to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot. Motherfucker, if you wanna fuck her you gotta slap her thigh and ride the wave in. Now I'm saying she's fat, her high school picture was an aerial photograph.
From Hitchhikers Guide to the galaxy:
Athur Dent: "I really wish I had listned to what my ****** had said..."
Ford Prefect: "Why, what did she say?"
Athur Dent: "I don't know, I wasn't listening."
From Ace Ventura 2:
Guy in Helicopter: "If I were you, i'd turn back Ace!"
Ace: "Well if you were me, then I'd be you, and I'd use your body to get to the top, so there's nothing you can do to stop me.
Athur Dent: "I really wish I had listned to what my ****** had said..."
Ford Prefect: "Why, what did she say?"
Athur Dent: "I don't know, I wasn't listening."
From Ace Ventura 2:
Guy in Helicopter: "If I were you, i'd turn back Ace!"
Ace: "Well if you were me, then I'd be you, and I'd use your body to get to the top, so there's nothing you can do to stop me.
dave_rhino
Closed Account
Barman: "Shaken or Stirred?"
Bond: "Do i look like i care?..."
Bond: "Do i look like i care?..."
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