Favourite Movie Quotes

[drdeath67]

Slither

Jack MacReady: If I wasn't shittin' my pants right now, I'd be fuckin' fascinated.
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[they are discussing what caused Grant's transformation]
Jack MacReady: It's obvious the bastard's got lyme disease!
Bill Pardy: What?
Jack MacReady: Lyme disease. You touch some deer feces, and then you... eat a sandwich without washin' your hands. You got your lyme disease!
Bill Pardy: And that makes you look like a squid?

 

[HeartBroker]

"Buzzzz.
Sorry, your time's run out! What do we have for the losers, judge? Well, for our defendants, it's a life sentence at exotic Fort Leavenworth! And, for defense counsel Kaffee, that's right, it's a court martial! Yes, Johnny! After falsely accusing a highly decorated officer of conspiracy and perjury, Lieutenant Kaffee will have a long and prosperous career teaching... typewriter maintenance at the Rocco Globbo School for Women! Thank you for playing "

 

[LordVader66]

MASH
Colonel Blake: You men just passing through?
Duke Forrest: I was just enjoying that lovely dish there.
[Refferring to Lt. Dish]
Colonel Blake: Captain, you are speaking about a lieutenant in the United States Army. And I'm Colonel Blake.
Duke Forrest: Oh, Colonel. I'm Duke Forrest. Your new cutter. And that's my driver over there...
Hawkeye Pierce: Captain Hawkeye Pierce.
[whistles]
Colonel Blake: Captain Hawkeye Pierce. I got a TWX about you. It seems you stole a Jeep up at headquarters.
Hawkeye Pierce: Oh no no, no, sir, I did not steal a Jeep. No, it's, uh, right outside. Right there.

 

[Clarkie25]

The Enforcer - Dirty Harry

Harry Callahan: Personnel? That's for assholes!
Capt McKay: I was in Personnel for ten years.
Harry Callahan: Yeah.

 

[jod0565]

"A naked American man stole my balloons."

 

[Iamforever]

an inebriated doc holiday- "ive got two guns. one for each of you."

 

[KungFuDude]

From Striking Distance

Det. Nick Detillo (Dennis Farina) There's an old Italian saying: don't burn your tongue on another man's soup.
Tom Hardy (Bruce Willis) Yeah? There's an old Irish saying: don't listen to old Italian sayings.

 

[LordVader66]

From 40 Year Old Virgin


Smart Tech Customer: All right, now I'm also gonna need the extended warranty on this for the price of... on the house.
Jay: [Glares] That I can't do.
Smart Tech Customer: Now c'mon, man, don't be a negro. Be my *****.
Jay: Aight, now first of all, I ain't nobody's *****.
Smart Tech Customer: Man, you gotta be somebody's ***** wearing this ***** tie.
Jay: All right, now you're being condescending. You've been warned, all right? So let's move on amicably.
Smart Tech Customer: All right, now first of all you throwing too many big words at me. Now because I don't understand them, I'm gonna take them as disrespect. Watch your mouth, and help me with the sale.
Jay: All right, see now you found your *****! You wanted a *****, ***** here now!

 

[Montrealman]

"Nobody makes me bleed my own blood, nobody".
Ben Stiller in DodgeBall.

 

[Peter Gazinya]

Pulp Fiction:

Jules: I want you to go in that bag, and find my wallet.
Pumpkin: Which one is it?
Jules: It's the one that says Bad Motherfucker

 

[dave_rhino]

Another classic from Pulp Fiction:


Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules: What country you from?
Brett: What?
Jules: What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?
Brett: What?
Jules: ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Then you know what I'm saying!
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like!
Brett: What, I-?
Jules: [pointing his gun] Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker. Say what one more goddamn time.
Brett: He's b-b-black...
Jules: Go on.
Brett: He's bald...
Jules: Does he look like a bitch?
Brett: What?
[Jules shoots Brett in shoulder]
Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
Brett: No!
Jules: Then why you try to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?

 

[om3ga]

Another classic from Pulp Fiction:


Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules: What country you from?
Brett: What?
Jules: What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?
Brett: What?
Jules: ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Then you know what I'm saying!
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like!
Brett: What, I-?
Jules: [pointing his gun] Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker. Say what one more goddamn time.
Brett: He's b-b-black...
Jules: Go on.
Brett: He's bald...
Jules: Does he look like a bitch?
Brett: What?
[Jules shoots Brett in shoulder]
Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
Brett: No!
Jules: Then why you try to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?

Good call.....
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[dave_rhino]

And another...

Fabienne: Whose motorcycle is this?
Butch: It's a chopper, baby.
Fabienne: Whose chopper is this?
Butch: It's Zed's.
Fabienne: Who's Zed?
Butch: Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.

 

[luvaznromeo]

this is from garden state
a conversation between natalie portman(sam) and zach braff(andrew)

Sam: Hey, I recognize you.
Andrew Largeman: Oh, did you go to Columbia High?
Sam: No, not from high school, from TV. Didn't you play the retarded quarterback?
Andrew Largeman: Yeah.
Sam: Are you really retarded?
Andrew Largeman: No.
Sam: Ooh, great job man! I really thought you were retarded. I mean, you're better than that Corky kid and he's actually retarded. If there was a retarded Oscar you would win, hands down, kick his ass!

 

[HeartBroker]

"You shoot me in a dream you better wake up and apoligize!"

 

[hyke]

Mallrats Jay:"Fly Fat Ass Fly"

Clerks Dante:"My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!"
Customer: "In a Row?"

 

[Peter Gazinya]

"Try not to suck any dicks on your way through the parkin lot"

 

[-KING-]

Catch Me If You Can

Carl - Knock Knock
Earl - Who's There?
Carl - Go Fuck Yourself!

 

[-KING-]

Vertical Limit

Cyril - One hundred thousand sperm and you were the fastest?

 

[-KING-]

X-Men 2

Magneto - Never trust a beautiful woman, especially one who is interested in you