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Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Joe "Coop" Cooper: (while pissing on a shrub) "You know, Remer, some day I'm gonna own a big sports bar."
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Neil Patrick Harris: The point is boys, even though I loved having sex with some hot random trim, a day hasn't gone by where I haven't thought of Tashonda. Every time I see a bag of Hershey kisses, my balls get so wet.
Neil Patrick Harris: Nothing. What does the P.H. Stands for in N.P.H?
Harold Lee: Patrick Harris.
Neil Patrick Harris: No, common mistake. Poon handler.
Neil Patrick Harris: I hope you're ready for me, Tits. Because I'm going to rock out with my cock out, and you're going to jam out with your clam out. It's going to be magical.
Neil Patrick Harris: Did you see that unicorn? Its horn was so shiny...
Neil Patrick Harris: Nothing. What does the P.H. Stands for in N.P.H?
Harold Lee: Patrick Harris.
Neil Patrick Harris: No, common mistake. Poon handler.
Neil Patrick Harris: I hope you're ready for me, Tits. Because I'm going to rock out with my cock out, and you're going to jam out with your clam out. It's going to be magical.
Neil Patrick Harris: Did you see that unicorn? Its horn was so shiny...
This is my Boom Stick!! Ash- Army of Darkness
"lets all be cool... you, BE COOL!" - from "from dusk till dawn"
"shut up, and go suck some cocks" - dont know what the movie was called (no porn) but we use this phrase all of the time now
"yippie ya yeh schweinebacke" - from "die hard" (dont know what its called in the original "yippie ya yeh pigcheek"???)
"you are entering the world of pain! *loading the gun* THE WORLD OF PAIN DUDE!" - from "the big lebowski"
"that is my pride and that is my gun - that ones for fight and that ones for cum!" - from "full metal jacket" i only know the german text, so i formed it a little bit, that it sounds good in english
could post so many more *lol*
"shut up, and go suck some cocks" - dont know what the movie was called (no porn) but we use this phrase all of the time now
"yippie ya yeh schweinebacke" - from "die hard" (dont know what its called in the original "yippie ya yeh pigcheek"???)
"you are entering the world of pain! *loading the gun* THE WORLD OF PAIN DUDE!" - from "the big lebowski"
"that is my pride and that is my gun - that ones for fight and that ones for cum!" - from "full metal jacket" i only know the german text, so i formed it a little bit, that it sounds good in english
could post so many more *lol*
Dirty Harry
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0-oinyjsk0
Kelly's Heroes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwTGGHaCHAE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0-oinyjsk0
Kelly's Heroes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwTGGHaCHAE
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
"yippie ya yeh schweinebacke" - from "die hard" (dont know what its called in the original "yippie ya yeh pigcheek"???)
"that is my pride and that is my gun - that ones for fight and that ones for cum!" - from "full metal jacket" i only know the german text, so i formed it a little bit, that it sounds good in english
"Yippee Kay Yay, Mother fucker!"
"This is my rifle this is my gun, this is for fighting, this is for fun!" I know it well because I had to do it for about eight hours over the course of 12 weeks at the MCRD in San Diego.
Calvera: Last month we were in San Juan. Rich town. Sit down. Rich town, much blessed by God. Big church. Not like here - little church, priest comes twice a year. BIG one. You'd think we'd find gold candlesticks. Poor box filled to overflowing. Do you know what we found? Brass candlesticks. Almost nothing in the poor box.
Fellow bandit: But we took it anyway.
Calvera: I KNOW we took it anyway. I'm trying to show him how little religion some people now have.
("The Magnificent Seven", 1960)
Fellow bandit: But we took it anyway.
Calvera: I KNOW we took it anyway. I'm trying to show him how little religion some people now have.
("The Magnificent Seven", 1960)
Block: I want knowledge. Not belief. Not surmise. But knowledge. I want God to put out His hand, show His face, speak to me.
Death: But He is silent.
Block: I cry to Him in the dark, but there seems to be no one there.
Death: Perhaps there is no one there.
Block: Then life is a senseless terror. No man can live with Death and know that everything is nothing.
The Seventh Seal (1957)
Probably my favourite scene in that movie. Here's the scene in it's entirety:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewbHTkGYywk
Enjoy :hatsoff:
Death: But He is silent.
Block: I cry to Him in the dark, but there seems to be no one there.
Death: Perhaps there is no one there.
Block: Then life is a senseless terror. No man can live with Death and know that everything is nothing.
The Seventh Seal (1957)
Probably my favourite scene in that movie. Here's the scene in it's entirety:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewbHTkGYywk
Enjoy :hatsoff:
METAL HEAD
Closed Account
im so happy i chould shit - stepmom
i know you guys think im a real dick cheesburger- mylow airheads
time has come to get serious about this night takeing off the boots _ gravy mushroomhead vol 1
PRESTO BITCH whats this a double x patch bitch!! whats this behined your ear? Fucking backback bitch you dont see that shit everyday. -shmotz mushroomhead
i know you guys think im a real dick cheesburger- mylow airheads
time has come to get serious about this night takeing off the boots _ gravy mushroomhead vol 1
PRESTO BITCH whats this a double x patch bitch!! whats this behined your ear? Fucking backback bitch you dont see that shit everyday. -shmotz mushroomhead
Old School makes me lose it every time - Hi, I'm here for the gangbang.
Joker: You know the thing about chaos, it's fair
Joker: You know the thing about chaos, it's fair
Captain Oveur: You ever been in a cockpit before?
Joey: No sir, I've never been up in a plane before.
Captain Oveur: You ever seen a grown man naked?
airplane..what a classic!
Joey: No sir, I've never been up in a plane before.
Captain Oveur: You ever seen a grown man naked?
airplane..what a classic!
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Private Pyle I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-fucking-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you! ONE! TWO! THREE!
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, I can't help it, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit! Get on your knees scumbag!
This is one of my favorit parts of Full Metal Jacket. The rifle prayer. We had to say it every night when we racked out. Followed by a hearty "Good night, Chesty, wherever you are!"
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Pray!
Recruits: [chanting] This is my rifle. There are many like it but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my rifle is useless. Without my rifle I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my rifle and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of our enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Private Pyle I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-fucking-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you! ONE! TWO! THREE!
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, I can't help it, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit! Get on your knees scumbag!
This is one of my favorit parts of Full Metal Jacket. The rifle prayer. We had to say it every night when we racked out. Followed by a hearty "Good night, Chesty, wherever you are!"
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Pray!
Recruits: [chanting] This is my rifle. There are many like it but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my rifle is useless. Without my rifle I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my rifle and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of our enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen.
If he dies, he dies....Rocky IV
Your car Officers...The Hangover
Your car Officers...The Hangover
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Clark Griswold: I think you're all fucked in the head. We're ten hours from the fucking fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much fucking fun we'll need plastic surgeory to remove our goddamn smiles. You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of you're assholes! I gotta be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy Sh*t!
Spinal Tap - "These go to 11"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbVKWCpNFhY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbVKWCpNFhY
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