I almost forgot, my absolute favorite one is Afterbirth of a Lesbian Fingerfuck. ******* BlueBalls likes that one and I got to use that at work earlier today. I save it for only the best occasions.
Also I like saying fuckstain, cockfag, and dumbass.
Ahh, you stole mine! I notice I say it a lot when getting pissed off at anything competitive. Sometimes I'll top it off with "Fucking cockass ****** fucker piece of ****." After typing that out it almost sounds like tourette's syndrome