Favorite swear?

Aww, HORSESHIT!


I refuse to acknowledge the word "Cunt" as a curse word. It's too pretty a noun.
 
I love Porra in Portuguese which translates as sperm hahaha, makes me laugh

in english i like saying weird ones that make people laugh lately I have had luck with "Buddah's tits"
 
Also in polite company - and god bless Les Dawson via Cosmo Smallpiece



"Knickers, Knackers, Knockers!" Or as my sophisticated American offspring reply, "Underwear, Nuts and Boobs!"
 
Suck my balls!!! or Holy shi-ite!!! Although I don't use them often. Oh yeah, that's batshit insane is good sometimes too... kinda rolls off the tongue. :)
 
Fuck and all its variations.
 
McDumbass
Uncle Fucker
and since I'm an artist I use an old religious curse but replaced the holy figure with an artist.
Fuck the stone cold corpse of Jackson Pollock
 
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