Favorite Quotes

[bustybbwlover]

It's too bad that stupidity isn't painful.
-Anton LaVey

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.
-Albert Einstein

Just think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are even stupider!
-George Carlin

 

[Moonchild22]

Woman: "Do you believe in God?"
House: "I did, then I grew curly hairs."

 

[KillTheIndustry]

"I don't give a **** because I don't know anyone willing to receive one."

Variation:

"I don't give a **** because I have no scatological friends."

 

[bustybbwlover]

Don't bother just to be better than your contemporaries or predecessors. Try to be better than yourself.
-William Faulkner

I object to ******** because when it appears to do good, the good is only temporary. The evil it does is permanent.
-Mahatma Ghandi

 

[krzydude]

"A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man"

- Jebediah Springfield

 

[bustybbwlover]

Words are only painted fire; a look is the fire itself.
-Mark Twain

********, even well intentioned, always rebounds upon oneself.
-Lao Tzu

Hunger knows no friend but its feeder.
-Aristophanes

 

[L3ggy]

An Eye For An Eye Make The Whole World Blind - Mohandas Karamchand Ghandi, otherwise known Mahatma Ghandi.

 

[Bree Olson]

"...But when it comes to the ********, Wu-Tang is for the ********. We teach the ********. You know what I mean? Puffy is good, but Wu-Tang is the best, Okay? I want you all to know that this is Ol' Dirty Bastard, and I love you all. Peace!"

ODB (RIP)

EDIT: Forgot about this gem...

"As the great warrior-poet Ice Cube once said, 'If the day does not require an AK, it is good.'" ~ Cpl. Josh Ray Person from Generation ****

 

[HeartBroker]

"If you tell people where to go, but not how to get there, you'll be amazed at the results."

 

[bustybbwlover]

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
-George Carlin

If Jesus had been ****** twenty years ago, Catholic school ******** would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses.
-Lenny Bruce

Movies are movies, and I don't think any of them are going to hurt the moral fiber of America and all that nonsense.
-Richard Pryor

 

[Automate]

"Being famous doesn't make you good or important. That's one of the things that's so fucked up about people, especially Americans. You'd think because some teenager can make a pop song sound good through autotune, he's as good as cured cancer. That's bullshit. Some of the most pathetic people I've ever known were famous. Hugely famous. And utter failures as human beings."
-Vito from the webcomic 'The Challenges of Zona'

 

[bustybbwlover]

made me think of a couple of my favorite fame quotes:
What is fame? The advantage of being known by people of whom you yourself know nothing, and for whom you care as little.
-Lord Byron

Fame is a vapor, popularity an accident, and riches take wings. Only one thing endures and that is character.
-Horace Greeley

 

[Supafly]

When the 30-year-old lawyer died he said to St. Peter, "How can you do this to me? - a heart ****** at my age? I'm only 30." Replied St. Peter: "When we looked at your total hours billed we figured you were 95."

- Anonymous

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

"fuck sensitivity, I ain't gentle 'B', I'm head-buttin' punk motherfuckin' niggas for frontin'..." - Buc Fifty. :1orglaugh

 

[Automate]

"If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?"
-George Carlin

 

[Facetious]

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[HeyFellas]

"If we are all God's ********, how come only Jesus got superpowers? That's favouritism." - Bad Boy J, The Chat.

 

[Automate]

"Your friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you."
-Elbert Hubbard

 

[GodsEmbryo]

nice one

The semicolon. Honestly, what the fuck is that?

;

Look at it. Fucking worthless.

 

[winterwarz]

Life is one grand, sweet song, so start the music.