Favorite Quotes
- Thread starter Bloodshot Scott
- Start date
-
- Tags
- quotes
Shifty
O.G.
"Mr. Madison, what you've just said... is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
(from 'Billy Madison')
(from 'Billy Madison')
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
-anonymous
-anonymous
vodkazvictim
Why save the world, when you can rule it?
My new favourite!!
How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.
-Abraham Lincoln
If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
-Albert Einstein
It is possible to provide security against other ills, but as far as death is concerned, we men live in a city without walls.
-Epicurus
-Abraham Lincoln
If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
-Albert Einstein
It is possible to provide security against other ills, but as far as death is concerned, we men live in a city without walls.
-Epicurus
"Chivalry isn't dead. It's obsolete."
- Barney Miller
- Barney Miller
"What are your smiling about? You've got six months to live."
- a big burly doctor
- a big burly doctor
vodkazvictim
Why save the world, when you can rule it?
"We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse"
-Confucius
-Confucius
Of all the preposterous assumptions of humanity, nothing exceeds the criticisms made of the habits of the poor by the well-housed, well-warmed, and well-fed.
-Herman Melville
-Herman Melville
He who wished to secure the good of others, has already secured his own.
-Confucius
-Confucius
vodkazvictim
Why save the world, when you can rule it?
"Kill 'em all, let God sort it out later"
-Unknown
-Unknown
Baseball is dull only to dull minds.
-Red Barber
-Red Barber
"Get busy living, or get busy dying" ~ Shawshank Redemption
The Grasshopper
was here
"Many people consider Cuban Linx to be a classic album. This new one though is gonna be like 3 classics in 1." - Raekwon the Chef
-Chuck Palahniuk
vodkazvictim
Why save the world, when you can rule it?
"If everybody's thinking alike then somebody isn't thinking"
That's courtesy of either Patton or Eisenhower. I forget which.
That's courtesy of either Patton or Eisenhower. I forget which.
Similar threads
- Locked
