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Violator79
Take a Hit, Spunker!
"Advertising is the businessman's cheaply dressed, 2 dollar blowjob."
"Whoever coined the phrase, 'Let the Buyer Beware', was probably ******** from the asshole."
- George Carlin
"Whoever coined the phrase, 'Let the Buyer Beware', was probably ******** from the asshole."
- George Carlin
.....My all time favorite quote from Diamond Dave:
"There are three rings to marriage: the engagement ring, the wedding ring and the suffering" – Diamond David Lee Roth, Musician (95)
"There are three rings to marriage: the engagement ring, the wedding ring and the suffering" – Diamond David Lee Roth, Musician (95)
"Beot ot not beot. Tath is the nesquoit!" - Eric Idle (Hamrag)
Never walk after a farmers tractor if he manures his field --- my ******
if you can't say anything nice, just shut up --- my ******
if you can have something for free, ask for more --- my ******
it isn't the ***** of the samoerai that *****, it is the hand that wields it --- magic, the gathering
if you can't say anything nice, just shut up --- my ******
if you can have something for free, ask for more --- my ******
it isn't the ***** of the samoerai that *****, it is the hand that wields it --- magic, the gathering
George Orwell on Ghandi.
"The essence of being human is that one does not seek perfection, that one is sometimes willing to commit sins for the sake of loyalty, that one does not push asceticism to the point where it makes friendly intercourse impossible, and that one is prepared in the end to be defeated and broken up by life, which is the inevitable price of fastening one's love upon other human individuals. No doubt *******, tobacco, and so forth, are things that a saint must avoid, but sainthood is also a thing that human beings must avoid."
I really like this passage especially the part in bold.
"The essence of being human is that one does not seek perfection, that one is sometimes willing to commit sins for the sake of loyalty, that one does not push asceticism to the point where it makes friendly intercourse impossible, and that one is prepared in the end to be defeated and broken up by life, which is the inevitable price of fastening one's love upon other human individuals. No doubt *******, tobacco, and so forth, are things that a saint must avoid, but sainthood is also a thing that human beings must avoid."
I really like this passage especially the part in bold.
Mr. Daystar
In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
"The very atmosphere of firearms anywhere and everywhere restrains evil interference - they deserve a place of honor with all that's good."
~George Washington
~George Washington
PlasmaTwa2
The Second-Hottest Man in my ******'s Basement
"Life... is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates. So, you're stuck with this undefinable whipped-mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while, there's a peanut butter cup, or an English toffee. But they're gone too fast, the taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits, filled with hardened jelly and teeth-shattering nuts, and if you're desperate enough to eat those, all you've got left is a... is an empty box... filled with useless, brown paper wrappers."
-The Cigarette-Smoking Man
-The Cigarette-Smoking Man
dave_rhino
Closed Account
Oh yes I LOVE that speech. Infact, that whole episode is superb, I don't know why most X-files fans **** it. Rep for the reminder.
PlasmaTwa2
The Second-Hottest Man in my ******'s Basement
Violator79
Take a Hit, Spunker!
"Smoking *****. If you're ******, you've lost a very important part of your life."
- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become Spokesperson for federal antismoking campaign (I bet you didn't know this before.)
- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become Spokesperson for federal antismoking campaign (I bet you didn't know this before.)
