Favorite Quotes

[D-rock]

"Evil prospers when good people do nothing."

 

[gunslingingbird]

"I'm 90% right, 50% of the time." - Mr. Weasel Nipples (a guy that I work with)

 

[dave_rhino]

Heard a good one today:

Chav on bicycle: "Oi mate, gimme your orange juice"

Emo ***: "IT'S FUCKING PINEAPPLE JUICE, YOU CUNT!"



(It was a very surreal moment to witness :1orglaugh)

 

[Montrealman]

''A great thing about masterbation is that you don't have to look your best.''
Steven Tyler

 

[Montrealman]

''I do my research. I see it here, I sing about it there''
David Lee Roth

 

[Artimus]

'Pain is like love, like compassion! It is a only a thing for lesser men. What is pain to Doom' - Doctor Doom (Fantastic Four #278)

 

[Blink]

"The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man."

"The worst sin toward our fellow creatures is not to **** them, but to be indifferent to them: that's the essence of inhumanity."

"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it."

(George Bernard Shaw)

 

[Brown Eyes]

"Most religious wars are fought over who has the biggest invisible friend...."

Can't rememeber who said it, I just find it amusing.

 

[BlueBalls]

The only difference between a suicide and a martyrdom really is press coverage - Chuck Palahniuk.

 

[elict47]

"he couldn't manage a brothel in a gold rush"

actually heard that on NPR when talking about some democratic committee chair person

 

[Dean Wormer]

Last words of Carl Panzram, mass ********:

"I wish the whole human race had one neck and I had my hands on it."

 

[Facetious]

^ Sure it's not "Karl" :grins: :jester:







"Drop your cocks and grab your socks"

~ c.e.


lol !

 

[dick van cock]

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[georges]

"There is nothing wrong with shooting as long as the right people get shot" Dirty Harry Callahan.
"To me you are nothing more than a piece of dogshit. You know what happens to dogshit? It can be blown in the wind or scrapped from the ground with a shovel. Careful, where the dog shits ya." Dirty Harry Callahan
"Do I feel lucky? Well do ya punk?" Dirty Harry Callahan

 

[Dean Wormer]

Two more quotes from Carl Panzram:

"In my lifetime I have ******** 21 human beings, I have committed thousands of burglaries, robberies, larcenies, arsons and last but not least I have committed sodomy on more than 1,000 male human beings. For all these things I am not in the least bit sorry." —Carl Panzram

When asked by the executioner if he had any last words, Panzram barked, "Hurry it up, you Hoosier bastard! I could **** 10 men while you're fooling around!"

 

[senob44]

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it ***** all its pupils. - Louis Hector Berlioz

Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. - Douglas Adams

I am not a vegetarian because I love *******; I am a vegetarian because I **** plants. - A. Whitney Brown

 

[maildude]

The last time I was inside a woman, I was at the Statue Of Liberty.--Woody Allen

 

[STOOP]

"The world will only be at an end when the love of power takes over the power of love"
- Jimi Hendrix

"You boys didnt *****, you died"
- Gallipoli

"Those things that are precious, are saved only by sacrifice!"

 

[xpiritual]

"I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." - Voltaire

 

[SBTNW]

"Yippi-Kay ay, Motherfucker!"
by Bruce Willis