Michael Bay, the man responsible for Transformers, in a good way
:ban: seriously. he makes terrible movies.
Department of Defense: "Do you have any ideas?"
Michael Bay: "Sure. We can have a helicopter crash and then there will be a big explosion and it'll be like *Kaboom!* and stuff will be flying everywhere..."
DOD: "That's not an idea, those are just special effects."
Micheal bay: "I don't know the difference."
DOD: "We know that you don't."