Facebook causes syphilis

[~~whimsy~~]

Cases of syphilis have increased four-fold in Britain's Facebook capital as users meet up for unprotected sex, it was revealed yesterday.

Figures released last month showed that people in Sunderland, Durham and Teesside were 25 per cent more likely to log on regularly.

And an NHS trust chief said Facebook and similar sites were to blame for a shocking rise in cases of potentially-lethal syphilis in the region.

Professor Peter Kelly, director of Public Health for NHS Tees, said: "There has been a four-fold increase in the number of syphilis cases detected, with more young women being affected."

He said staff had found a link to social networking sites among those infected.

http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2010/03/24/facebook-leads-rise-syphilis/?test=latestnews

lol at that, bro

So MySpace must be herpes. Every time you think it's gone it pops back up

Twitter is crabs

Friendster was dissolved by penicillin

Xanga is gonorrhea; you never really think about it until someone brings it up because they just so happen to have it.

Damn. STDs are a bitch. Make sure you have anti-virus condoms before you sign into social sites.

FreeOnes, though, worse STD of all...

 

[Wizard Sleeves]

FreeOnes, though, worse STD of all...

AIDS? Pretty sure its not an STD though..:dunno: I guess freeones is herpagonosyphilitis

 

[PirateKing]

Lol, another FOX news scare tactic: Facebook leads to syphilis.

 

[smoggy_ste]

I don't use Facebook, Myspace or any other social networking site.

 

[PirateKing]

I don't use Facebook, Myspace or any other social networking site.

Really?
Wow, you're cool! Can we hang out? Teach me how to be a rebel.

 

[yaheem]

I don't use Facebook, Myspace or any other social networking site.

Smart guy. Those are absolute trash. Whatever happened to talking to people using your mouth over a nice cup of coffee?

 

[smoggy_ste]

Smart guy. Those are absolute trash. Whatever happened to talking to people using your mouth over a nice cup of coffee?

Exactally.

 

[gunslingingbird]

Is Yahoo! Groups chlamidya? :dunno:

 

[24788]

Smart guy. Those are absolute trash. Whatever happened to talking to people using your mouth over a nice cup of coffee?

What the fuck is this cup of coffee you speak of? Is this a new invention? How do you even use your mouth to talk? Man your weird.

 

[PirateKing]

Smart guy. Those are absolute trash. Whatever happened to talking to people using your mouth over a nice cup of coffee?

I don't like to shoot the breeze over a cup of coffee. I find it too pretentious.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Smart guy. Those are absolute trash. Whatever happened to talking to people using your mouth over a nice cup of coffee?

Yeah. Because, well, you know, what's FreeOnes? Social forum website where there is a lot of people.

Kind of the kettle calling the pot black here.