Ever sniffed the chair of a female co-worker?

[Ike Stain]

Come on guys, be honest.

When I was barely old enough for long pants, working as a lackey in a downtown office, there was this beautiful secretary, we'll just call her Rebecca D. She was pretty free with her favors, but never favored me. (Although she did give me office lap dances and let me massage her- not just the shoulders, but the hips, the thighs. Torture, right? But such delightful torture.)

Anyway, one night I was working late, the office was empty, and I just couldn't help myself. I sauntered over to that chair of hers and took a sniff. I could say it was nectar, I could say it was pure delight, but mostly it just smelled of fabric and maybe faintly of long lost farts. -sigh-

That's my story— now lets hear yours.

 

[HELLRAISER]

^ post pics of this secretary you speak of

 

[Straight Shooter]

You should sniff the toilet seat after she uses it

 

[Ike Stain]

Hey, that's not my thing, bro.

What do you think I am, some kind of prevert?

 

[HELLRAISER]

No Pics + No Video = Didn't Happen

 

[DOA82]

You're sick if you do that, but Im using my better judgement and Im calling your story bullshit.

 

[BlueBalls]

No, but on crowded buses I do tend to lean over and sniff the asses of the passengers who have to stand up.

Lets just say, I'm never disappointed....

 

[Ike Stain]

Hellraiser: Did you read the part where I say I was just out of short pants? We didn't have cellphone cameras back then. i could post a nice pic of Jasmine Delatori from a Barely Legal Secretary shoot I like, but then I'd really be bullshitting you.

DOA82: You're obviously a young buck with much still to experience in life. Don't worry, you're "chair sniffing" moment will come.

Blueballs: That's the stuff.

 

[vodkazvictim]

Only when I was part of a Husky sled-pulling team. Unfortunately L3ggy saw me and he kinda liked her and pounced on me.... and then it all went black...

 

[roronoa3000]

 

[Spleen]

Wow. Really? No. The answer is a big fucking no.

 

[316sherm]

Wow. Really? No. The answer is a big fucking no.

:rofl2:

 

[Ike Stain]

Maaaaaan. I thought this poll was gonna be like 95% YES. What the hell is wrong with you people? Not even a single option 3?

 

[Spleen]

Fart fetish is rare. You are in the minority.

 

[Ike Stain]

I wasn't expecting that stale fart smell—I thought it would smell like her pussy or something.

 

[jtcarra]

nope

 

[alexpnz]

Yes, I have...it smelled like ass sweat!

 

[roronoa3000]

When I was barely old enough for long pants,

What the fuck does that even mean?

 

[mr. jizz]

"Yes, but I'm not admitting it-" haha probably the funniest poll answer I've ever seen.

 

[Spleen]

I wasn't expecting that stale fart smell—I thought it would smell like her pussy or something.

Yeah, because every chair I sit in smells like my balls. Fabric between my skin and the chair? Forget about it, man, the stench burns through that, like alien blood.