"And while were at it ever had an STD?"
No kidding! You guys are effing ridiculous! I was afraid of getting sick from sitting in a cab in Las Vegas. Man, if you screw up and get sick, you're fucked. You could end up with weird **** growing on your dick, or HIV. I wouldn't chance that at all!
I seriously invite people to admit that they have an STD. Of course you don't have to, but if you do, it's the internet and no one will know.