Ever been told you've got a swanky penis?

[TheOrangeCat]

And this is now officially the grossest thread on the Board .....

 

[squallumz]

And this is now officially the grossest thread on the Board .....

:rofl2:

 

[lurkingdirk]

oh gross! double ukey:!

Do with my mom whatever you or she likes, but for gods sake don't tell me about it! :uohs: :throwup:

And this is now officially the grossest thread on the Board .....

Don't challenge me, sir.

 

[Shifty]

... swanky son of a bitch.

 

[LukeEl]

Nope, but I like to refer to it as the Southern Dandy.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Erm, no. Unless it means, "Oh, my God! Your pennis is so big it splits the heavens!" Then, yes, yes I have.

 

[Hot Mega]

I'll pass on the insertions there Ike ....butt knock yourself out.:1orglaugh

By the by, did you happen to check her mitts for warts??:shocked::1orglaugh

Re: 'swanky'....No..never. I hope she intended it as a compliment and wasn't just 'trying to be nice'. Considering there were allot of more customary terms she could have used.:o

 

[Shifty]

Erm, no. Unless it means, "Oh, my God! Your pennis is so big it splits the heavens!" Then, yes, yes I have.

Sorry, Dirk's opinions do not apply. :dunno:

 

[lurkingdirk]

Sorry, Dirk's opinions do not apply. :dunno:

slut.

 

[Connor Macleod]

... then, not too long ago, my mom asked my girl wtf snowballing was.

If I could make a list of things I wish I didn't know, that would make the top 10. I remember the first time someone told me what that was. I almost puked.

 

[squallumz]

If I could make a list of things I wish I didn't know, that would make the top 10. I remember the first time someone told me what that was. I almost puked.

really? haaa well it don't gross me out one bit. but my mom asking my girlfriend what it was just isn't cool. ewies!

 

[GodsEmbryo]

I dunno, man. You should think about it. Your mom has some mad skilz.

Do with my mom whatever you or she likes, but for gods sake don't tell me about it! :uohs: :throwup:

But do share the stories with all the rest of us :tongue:

 

[Ike Stain]

Re: 'swanky'....No..never. I hope she intended it as a compliment and wasn't just 'trying to be nice'. Considering there were allot of more customary terms she could have used.:o

I think she may have been referring to the bowtie I have tatooed above my scrotum at the base of shaft.

 

[Born2Jizz]

WHAT. THE. FUCK... Kind of crazy nut job weird relatively incestual hell thread did I step into! :surprise:

*Slowly backs out of thread* :anonymous

 

[Ike Stain]

WHAT. THE. FUCK... Kind of crazy nut job weird relatively incestual hell thread did I step into! :surprise:

*Slowly backs out of thread* :anonymous

Right? I mean what is the board coming to!

 

[Ike Stain]

How much did this run you?

A gentleman never discusses how much he paid for sex, but since I'm not a gentleman, fifty bucks.

 

[Shifty]

A gentleman never discusses how much he paid for sex, but since I'm not a gentleman, fifty bucks.

Sex + a prostate exam.

That's a pretty goddam good deal. :2 cents:

 

[Straight Shooter]

My papa and I talk about chicks. I tell him about all the chicks I nail, he told me he was proud of me.

 

[Alyssa Rose]

One time when I was 16 my mom went on a double date with brothers.. My date was the older brother too! Haha he was 22 and my moms date was 20! I didn't sleep with the guy but he told me "you & Hilary Duff are the only two girls I'd be willing to go to jail for.." lmao some line

 

[grower_boy]

I've never been called swanky. But my penis has been compared to Chevrolet pickup trucks - sought after by white trash and like a rock.