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[prof_porn]

The only STD concern is HIV. I am seriously considering a rent-a-whore now.

 

[on]

I owned an ****** once, not that bad once you get used to it!

 

[Mics444]

I see escorts once or twice a week

yes its worth it

 

[Straight Shooter]

Meh, whether you're picking up an ****** or some chick at a bar. Either way it'll cost you.

Got that right

 

[SpexyAshleigh]

rofl I love these threads.

 

[Neutron66]

The only STD concern is HIV. I am seriously considering a rent-a-whore now.

You have a demotivator as your avatar.

A demotivator you can't read the caption to.

Just sayin'.

 

[BlueBalls]

If it'll put an end to the 'I'm so horny/I need to get laid' threads you seem to inflict upon us all on a seemingly weekly basis, I say;

For the love of all that is good and holy, do it, do it now!! DO IT!!!!!!

 

[prof_porn]

It's hardly weekly. This thread is old.

Honestly bro, I never imagined life outside of a campus would suck so bad.

 

[hk727]

With all the ******/paying for sex threads going around I think guys are getting way to lazy. For christ sake go out and enjoy the chase it is half of the fun

It's almost a completely different sensation. There's ****** sex, one night stand sex, and girlfriend sex. All very different.

 

[Elwood70]

as far as std's. its like a boxer worrying about getting a black eye.

Yeah,if a black eye could **** you....

 

[KimoraKlein]

:bowdown:

I second this.

 

[Jonny82]

I owned an ****** once, not that bad once you get used to it!

Suspect you're after the "So I'm A Pimp" thread.

 

[prof_porn]

I cant risk the std. I am too health conscious, and too unlucky. Knowing my luck, I'd catch something the 1st time.

Back to up my game...

 

[scatsweeny]

It's good to be worried about STDs. If you're really horny but want to be safe, you don't have to fuck her. You can get a hand job and play with her boobs and legs, etc.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

If you're worried about STDs just go to your local Rub 'n' Tug Shack. You'll find a nice Oriental lady to give you a rubdown with happy ending. Usually you get a handy from her but if you want a little more point at your wiener and tell her to kiss it. Don't fall for the "Next time, honey" routine. If you hold your ground you might get your cock sucked. Just throw an extra 20 at her on the way out. I've been in these places so many times just the smell of Kim Chee and cigarettes gives me a boner.

 

[prof_porn]

2 minds man. The cautious me is reluctant to risk any STD and petrified of HIV. The backed up jizz is making my mind say "ah hell naw, you need to tap something ***, it's done been 14 months" [but without the US-isms].

A compromise?