**EPIC FAIL** Man shoots his own penis off

If we could get the *** nuts in the US to start doing this, our *** control issues would resolve themselves.
 
Let's point out some issues with the story...

"his .38-calibre handgun."
"Police discovered the man ******** from his groin with spent ammunition cartridges at his side


So you're saying he blew his dick off then had enough awareness to eject the casing from the "********" and put them next to himself.


As a result, he will be charged with ******* possession of a firearm and ammunition...

Well that's just fucked up. Shoot your dick into mulch and go to jail. Got to love those laws.
 
Let's point out some issues with the story...

"his .38-calibre handgun."
"Police discovered the man ******** from his groin with spent ammunition cartridges at his side


So you're saying he blew his dick off then had enough awareness to eject the casing from the "********" and put them next to himself.


As a result, he will be charged with ******* possession of a firearm and ammunition...

Well that's just fucked up. Shoot your dick into mulch and go to jail. Got to love those laws.

He was also a security guard and he got fired.
 
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