England is the best country in the world!
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lechepicha
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hi there. I'm no english, and i really don't give a fuck about it, except for the Premier League. But since you say that England is so great, i tought i wouldn't find anything bad about it. Mistaken i was...
Top 10 reasons Why ENGLAND SUCKS
1. British people suck. They are either homosexual or evil.
2. You call cigarettes Fags over there. You all Suck on Fags.(See #1)
3. You have a national monument called big ben. You climb on Big Ben(Or bill or bob or whatever the case may be). (Again see #1).
4. You have a queen of your country.(See #1).
5. Your government could'nt tie its shoes without asking The US how to do it.
6. We have Nukes.
7. You Sip Tea.
8. The reason players in the NFL wear pads is because they are smart. Most people don't like to get into a scrum(notice the close resemblence to CUM) or a huddle and then destroy each other without pads. If your country had a variation of baseball would it involve hitting yourselves over the head with a bat?
9. You call an elevator a lift. Thats just gay.(See #1)
10. You made huge colonies all over the world at one point. You had ACRES AND ACRES AND MILES AND MILES of land that you took over from EVERYONE. This was commendable. How much do you own now? PUSSAHS.
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Top 10 reasons Why ENGLAND SUCKS
1. British people suck. They are either homosexual or evil.
2. You call cigarettes Fags over there. You all Suck on Fags.(See #1)
3. You have a national monument called big ben. You climb on Big Ben(Or bill or bob or whatever the case may be). (Again see #1).
4. You have a queen of your country.(See #1).
5. Your government could'nt tie its shoes without asking The US how to do it.
6. We have Nukes.
7. You Sip Tea.
8. The reason players in the NFL wear pads is because they are smart. Most people don't like to get into a scrum(notice the close resemblence to CUM) or a huddle and then destroy each other without pads. If your country had a variation of baseball would it involve hitting yourselves over the head with a bat?
9. You call an elevator a lift. Thats just gay.(See #1)
10. You made huge colonies all over the world at one point. You had ACRES AND ACRES AND MILES AND MILES of land that you took over from EVERYONE. This was commendable. How much do you own now? PUSSAHS.
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Your number one refer's to britain not england! Who are the pussies, when it comes to wearing pads for "protection" and baseball originates in england!
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so english people are homosexuals?
lechepicha
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GregCentauro
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Yes, all of them. And if you ask yourself now how it is possible that the English haven't died out by now, there is a simple answer to that. Sometimes an English fag (pleonasm, I know) accidentally humps an English woman because all English women look like men.
I read it on wikipedia, so it must be true.
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Those look like american signs on the lamp post to me!
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England is the best country in the world, if you don't have a beter argument than to say all english are homosexuals, then I don't think you have an argument, the kettle's just boiled, back in a minuto!
Namreg
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england has nukes, too; and so do the french, chinese, israelis, and a bunch of other countries. what is your point there?
gary lineker, patrick stewart, and damon hill are all non-gay englishmen. ian mckellen is homosexual, but he's not a fag. you know, like justin timberlake is a fag, but he's not actually gay?
gary lineker, patrick stewart, and damon hill are all non-gay englishmen. ian mckellen is homosexual, but he's not a fag. you know, like justin timberlake is a fag, but he's not actually gay?
I probably sound stupid, but isn't that the same thing? :dunno:
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Britain is England + scotland, wales, and northern ireland.
lechepicha
Prince of the Rotten Milk
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Besides the teeth and most of the cuisine....it's one of the better countries!
I'm going to own up to purely trying to spark up what has only turned out to be a rather bland debate!
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haha, can't argue with that!
