Enforced Trickle Down

[Ike Stain]

"If you see a Porsche, key the motherfucker— make them pay." :stir:

 

[Legzman]

key the owner? Sounds a bit harsh huh?

 

[LukeEl]

Why not just steal it and push it into a quarry?

 

[Ike Stain]

key the owner? Sounds a bit harsh huh?

It's definitely harsh. But I felt I had to put it out there as an option.

 

[Ike Stain]

Why not just steal it and push it into a quarry?

That's even more effective— then they gotta buy a whole new one, which helps GDP and creates jobs.

 

[Hot Mega]

From experience that ain't cool man... True story, I apparently had a chick key one of my cars one time in a mall parking lot for of all reasons...(the only thing I can think of)..I was driving...music moderately loud but I was looking one way attempting to turn.

There was a car with about 3 chicks in it and just as I made my turn I noticed one trying to get my attention...I looked at her, shrugged:dunno: and kept going.

I come out of the mall, 30 mins later and my car is keyed all the way down the driver's side.

Fucking bitch(es)!

 

[monicasilver]

"If you see a Porsche, key the motherfucker— make them pay." :stir:

Ouchies. Could end up in jail for that though.


If they bought American, would that have saved them?

 

[Legzman]

That's even more effective— then they gotta buy a whole new one, which helps GDP and creates jobs.

Erm...for Germany maybe. Porsche isn't made in this country. You could do the quarry thing with shit like say lexus or infinity. Both makes are way overpriced versions of toyota and nissan respectively. Both are actually made here in the states. Or rather assembled from chinesse parts, but thats a whole nother topic!

 

[Ike Stain]

From experience that ain't cool man...

Dude, I know it's not cool. But you can't deny it put money into the economy!

 

[Ike Stain]

Erm...for Germany maybe. Porsche isn't made in this country. You could do the quarry thing with shit like say lexus or infinity. Both makes are way overpriced versions of toyota and nissan respectively. Both are actually made here in the states. Or rather assembled from chinesse parts, but thats a whole nother topic!

Well, there's import tariffs, sales commission and profit to the dealership, all of which goes right back into the economy, creating jobs and raising GDP!

 

[Hot Mega]

Dude, I know it's not cool. But you can't deny it put money into the economy!

Breaking a person's legs does too...:2 cents:

 

[PirateKing]

Key it? What are you, an embittered lady? Rear-end it like a real man.

 

[Ike Stain]

Breaking a person's legs does too...:2 cents:

Very good point. And if it's a rich person's legs you break, they'll put even more back into the economy with all the expensive physical therapy.

 

[Ike Stain]

Key it? What are you, an embittered lady? Rear-end it like a real man.

I like the way this guy thinks!

 

[HeartBroker]

"If you see a Porsche, key the motherfucker— make them pay." :stir:

That's crazy talk.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Key it? What are you, an embittered lady? Rear-end it like a real man.

A real man would toss a Molotov cocktail at it.

:2 cents:

 

[JacknCoke]

Or run it over with a tank, oh wait this isn't GTA!

 

[Ike Stain]

Or run it over with a tank, oh wait this isn't GTA!

But if the world were GTA, it would be gangbusters for the GDP!

Man, now I got a mean craving to take Nico Bellic out and really do some damage!

 

[JacknCoke]

But if the world were GTA, it would be gangbusters for the GDP!

Man, now I got a mean craving to take Nico Bellic out and really do some damage!

all in due time Ike

 

[busaguy79]

Porsche Drivers are complete cocks and deserve whatever they get!