key the owner? Sounds a bit harsh huh?
Why not just steal it and push it into a quarry?
"If you see a Porsche, key the motherfucker— make them pay." :stir:
That's even more effective— then they gotta buy a whole new one, which helps GDP and creates jobs.
From experience that ain't cool man...
Erm...for Germany maybe. Porsche isn't made in this country. You could do the quarry thing with shit like say lexus or infinity. Both makes are way overpriced versions of toyota and nissan respectively. Both are actually made here in the states. Or rather assembled from chinesse parts, but thats a whole nother topic!
Dude, I know it's not cool. But you can't deny it put money into the economy!
Breaking a person's legs does too...:2 cents:
Key it? What are you, an embittered lady? Rear-end it like a real man.
"If you see a Porsche, key the motherfucker— make them pay." :stir:
Key it? What are you, an embittered lady? Rear-end it like a real man.
Or run it over with a tank, oh wait this isn't GTA!
But if the world were GTA, it would be gangbusters for the GDP!
Man, now I got a mean craving to take Nico Bellic out and really do some damage!