>>>> Dual Contests! Photo Caption and Quiz to Win Memberships to Harley Spencer!

[LolaJay]

You're so pretty Harley

 

[holler23]

Who knew that bobbing for apples could be this HARD

 

[FreeOnes_Adam]

Keep em coming, guys!

Pun intended? Pfft, duh.

 

[freeones87_1987]

"How do you like these apples?!"
"This water is bone chillin'!"
"Bob for my apples"

 

[feller469]

Fruit salad. Yummy, yummy.

 

[ApolloBalboa]

I think it'd be easier to come up with a caption if Happy was in a picture. Say, posing sensually with a feather boa and nothing else?

 

[Harley Spencer]

I think it'd be easier to come up with a caption if Happy was in a picture. Say, posing sensually with a feather boa and nothing else?

Ha I just informed him of your request and he did not sound all too thrilled with the idea.

Poor Apollo! You can dream about us getting sensual with some boas.

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

I think it'd be easier to come up with a caption if Happy was in a picture. Say, posing sensually with a feather boa and nothing else?

Because one of your favorite hobbies is screaming, "My eyes! My eyes! Why God, why did I ask for this!? My poor bleeding eyes!"

 

[ApolloBalboa]

Ha I just informed him of your request and he did not sound all too thrilled with the idea.

Playing hard to get as usual, eh? I'll wear him down yet.

Because one of your favorite hobbies is screaming, "My eyes! My eyes! Why God, why did I ask for this!? My poor bleeding eyes!"

Would I be making a horrible pun if I said I only had eyes for you?

 

[Harley Spencer]

Here is a little treat in the spirit of Halloween, the first set released on my site shot by our very own Happy! It's a very Happy Halloween this year.

We are still battling the monster that is glitter all over the bedroom.

 

[dpantski]

We are still battling the monster that is glitter all over the bedroom.

And the battle will continue neverending. I had a small congratulations card a few years ago and I still find glitter around, its like sand between your toes.

 

[Harley Spencer]

And the battle will continue neverending. I had a small congratulations card a few years ago and I still find glitter around, its like sand between your toes.

Yep! It stays forever and ever. I have been avoiding one of my makeup bags due to a tiny pot of glitter opening inside it. I'm even scared to wash it. At least it's pretty though!

 

[FreeOnes_Adam]

"Grrrr ... apples."

I don't know why, but this literal translation of the photo at hand is quite amusing.

 

[Lutetia]

"I sure hope this was the last fucking Apple they threw in here."

 

[FreeOnes_Adam]

"I sure hope this was the last fucking Apple they threw in here."

Literal and amusing!

 

[Pornfan99]

Re: >>>> Dual Contests! Photo Caption and Quiz to Win Memberships to Harley Spencer!

You had better be bobbing for the apples, mister...

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I just climbed in .. and now I have to pee!

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I hate farting when I'm in the tub!

 

[ChuckFaze]

Well ... I don't really have a caption. Back in the beginning I briefly came up with one, but then realized that I guess we were supposed to fit the apples into the concept. I had simply gone by your sort of peeved look and the Halloween theme. The short-lived caption was something along the lines of, "WHAT? Someone ate my Count Chocula? I pity the fool who ate my Count Chocula." :dunno: :1orglaugh

Anyway, Harley, I just wanted to say that those 3 Halloween pics taken by Happy and that other pic where you're shackled ... Wooooooo! Amazing! Hot Hot Hot! Ssssssss! :drool2: :bowdown: :coolthumb: Hotoween.

 

[COIN92]

"How come nobody is bobbing for deez apples already?!"

 

[COIN92]

{I said, "Put the rubber duckies in the tub, to rinse the dirt off of them," not the apples that we just bought!}

 

[COIN92]

"An Apple a day, better keep that damn witch doctor, far away from me!"