>>>> Dual Contests! Photo Caption and Quiz to Win Memberships to Harley Spencer!

[Harley Spencer]

Nice.

I thought you quit porn? Or am I an exception?

 

[Mr_Stiffy]

I thought you quit porn? Or am I an exception?

I read the Talk threads, I moderate. I don't spend every spare second of every night looking for fap material like I used to or neglecting sleep, gym, hobbies or friendships because I'm stuck inside downloading gig after gig of content I'll never really get round to watching. I'm really pleased with the balance I'm striking since that night of "What the fuck am I doing with my life?"

But yeah, you are exceptional, in every sense.

 

[too fast]

My entry, don't know if its good enough ???????

 

[Harley Spencer]

I read the Talk threads, I moderate. I don't spend every spare second of every night looking for fap material like I used to or neglecting sleep, gym, hobbies or friendships because I'm stuck inside downloading gig after gig of content I'll never really get round to watching. I'm really pleased with the balance I'm striking since that night of "What the fuck am I doing with my life?"

But yeah, you are exceptional, in every sense.

Ah so you decided to still watch a little? No harm in that. Whatever works for you, and I'm glad to hear things are working out.

My entry, don't know if its good enough ???????

Thanks! It's simple, but it works

There's still over a week for the contests, so even if you wanted to try again with more, feel free. You get 3 captions and lots of time to think about it.

 

[sean miguel]

"Grrrr ... apples."

 

[Tenacious V]

Hey, a great photo. Good luck to all

 

[jam2569]

"...and NO! I don't melt with water! You half-wit Scarecrow!"

"One... All I needed was one bloody apple..."

"And I thought to myself... I should have gone with the green one..."


Harley, you are awesome and good luck to everyone participating in the contest! 

 

[UnderBro]

Here's mine.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

"Something something....bobbing for HPV."

 

[FreeOnes_Adam]

"Something something....bobbing for HPV."

 

[moey101]

I hope you sleep forever when you bite from one of these apples Snowwhite.

 

[moey101]

Damn, which of the apples was the one I poisoned?!?

 

[moey101]

How many apples am I going to give birth to in this tub?

 

[Harley Spencer]

"Something something....bobbing for HPV."

That is not funny.

 

[Kunt666]

I hope you sleep forever when you bite from one of these apples Snowwhite.

Dark but I like it

 

[soniconyxxx]

"Best Apple Juice Ever"

 

[soniconyxxx]

"My EYES are up here!!"

 

[soniconyxxx]

"I mean I guess you can bob for ME at the Halloween party!"

 

[Bluejaye]

There are apples and a bath tub? Really?

 

[Harley Spencer]

To give you a taste of what's in store for my site!