Driving annoyances

I hate when people go a couple of mile an hour under the speed limit when it's pretty much impossible to pass them.

What about when 3 of those shitheads decide to drive side-by-side and there's absolutely no way of getting past any of them because they're creating a moving wall on the freeway? It's times like that when I wish I had a .10 gauge in the car. :violent:
 
I hate this "Me First" attitude drivers have been taking......I've been cut off into red lights and stop signs...It is usually done by idiots driving huge trucks. Speaking of me first I also hate when people don't respect the four way stop. and the worst kind are the people that speed through school zones.
 

Petra

Cult Mother and Simpering Cunt
- People that have no clue how to use a roundabout
- People who KNOW they have to turn off the highway but insist on driving in the left lane then have to slow everyone else down to get a spot in the right lane
- People who KNOW they have a turn coming up in the city and can't manage to get in the right lane to position themselves
- People who can't seem to manage to park close enough so the sensor on the stop light registers there's 50 cars behind that asshole waiting.

And my all time pet peeves...

- People who can't slow down for the runner, cyclist on the road. This is a less of the problem here in the NL but it really pissed me off in the US (and funny how those people are usually between 300-400 pouonds and shoving their face with some toxic fast food of their choice).
- Asshats that feel the need to honk at a person on horseback. What the hell do you think is going to happen when my horse spooks and ends up on top of your BMW?
 
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And my personal favorite.....the guy who, in spite of the "left lane closed ahead" sign that was posted a mile back, continues to bolt down the fast lane in an attempt to cut in line at the last minute because he's too good to wait his proper turn like the rest of us. I hug the bumper of the car in front of me like I was glued to it when these assholes try to pull this stunt.

I always get pissed at the fucks who let them in. There is a road that I used to use to come home from work that went from four lanes down to two lanes at this intersection. I had to turn right at the intersection and every fucking day one or two idiots would wait till the last second to pull over so I would have to wait until the light turned to make my turn. The thing that always pissed me off was the fact that I knew that most of these fucking assbags took this road every day and should have known better.

And yes if you try to get in front of me on the freeway like that, good fucking luck assclown.
 

habo9

Banned
What about when 3 of those shitheads decide to drive side-by-side and there's absolutely no way of getting past any of them because they're creating a moving wall on the freeway? It's times like that when I wish I had a .10 gauge in the car. :violent:

Oh yes another of my pet peeves :rolleyes:
 

habo9

Banned
Old people

Im sure they do this to annoy you , why do they cross the road? They see you comin & they wait till the last possible second then just walk right out in front of you , so you have to slam the brakes on & they look at you as if your the idiot!!!!
Then they persist in taking an eternity to cross the road it pisses me off , even more if there are no other cars on the road and they could have waited till you went by , Im sure there is an old codgers club for this , cause they all seem to do it !!!!!!!! :confused:
 

habo9

Banned
I despise every other motorist I meet/pass/near miss. The lane hogging thing is a pet peeve of mine too. Of course, it's illegal to under-take so I tend to illustrate the problem they create by not changing to the outer lane until the last possible moment, which should ring alarm bells to anyone half-awake. Do that and then immediately cross back into the first lane as soon as you've passed them. The more arrogant will hit their horn at you but those who know reason tend to get back into the first lane if only for their own safety.
What I usually do is undertake them (I never done it here because the traffic cop station is next to this stretch of motorway) , you see some of them in your rear view , realizing and moving in , but other times they just stay there!!

The best thing is when you stare at them as you are undertaking them and they look at you as if you shouldnt be doing it , they fail to see what the problem is...................GRRRRRRRR.........I fuckin hate middle lane hoggers the most though :crash:
 
What things annoy you when you are out on the road?

Pretty much everything... I've noticed most people forget to bring the most important thing with them when they get in their vehicle... COMMON fucking SENSE. I could take a 15 minute long trip over to a friends place, and encounter half a dozen people doing something that I detest.

The thing that I hate the most is people tailgating. Especially when it's heavily raining. Take last night, for example, I had this gigantic SUV with it's brights on tailgating me in heavy rain down a steep hill. There was probably between half to a quarter cars length between our vehicles. When I give these people repercussions for such an act of idiocy, they STILL refuse to realize what they were doing wrong. The speed limit going down said hill is 30MPH. I was going 35. They come up to me fast and tailgate me. I brake down to the speed limit and gradually slow down to 15MPH, hoping it will back them off. They are SO FUCKING STUPID, they get closer. So, I made them follow me at 15MPH down this hill.
 
-And my personal favorite.....the guy who, in spite of the "left lane closed ahead" sign that was posted a mile back, continues to bolt down the fast lane in an attempt to cut in line at the last minute because he's too good to wait his proper turn like the rest of us. I hug the bumper of the car in front of me like I was glued to it when these assholes try to pull this stunt.

That's when I drive 'on the line', they have no choice but kiss my ass. They can honk all they want, and I challenge them to catch up once the lane opens up.

*Idiots who cut off three lanes of traffic, only to take an exit less than 1/4 mile ahead.

*Morons who cut you off and then reduce their speed to match yours.

*Buffons who unsure of where to turn, drag their junk ahead of you instead of pulling over and yielding to traffic.

*You are stopped at a red light and some fool charges at you when the light just changes to green. I turn my hazards on and park the car in the middle of the street!

*You indicate your intention to turn at a fair distance, yet some asshole behind you insists on hugging your bumper.

Oh there's more......
 
My uncle is like Happy Gilmore behind the wheel. And when your in the passenger seat beside him, you have to laugh at him getting worked up and swearing like a trooper. I was sure there was steam coming out his ears one time lol. He shouts abuse from behind the wheel at women driving too slow or cutting him off or guys who take too long to over take him when he allows them to, etc.
 

Theopolis Q. Hossenffer

Every Nation Needs a God-Emperor!
People who when driving in the rain ahead of me a little slower than I am going will speed up when I get even with them so I don't throw water on their windshield. I have had some people go 15 MPH faster . ARRGGHH!!!!!
 
I hate when people drive by and honk at me because I am talking on a phone while eating at the same time, steering with my knees. Self-righteous bastards!

:cussing:
 
Those idiots that block the intersection because they want to beat the red light, yet the traffic ahead is stalled :mad:
 
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