Drink, drank, drunk. Dipsos post here!

[coors]

Does anyone really need/want a new booze specific thread? INC does!

All about booze, Tell us about your favorite drink. Tell us about your favorite drunk. Recipes. Brand name recommendations. Funny stories. Maybe sad stories? This is a thread for juicers, there have to be a few out there.

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I’ll start things out with a joke(?). My jokes are never funny to anyone else except me. My current favorite drink is Jameson’s and Pepsi, and yes, I’m drinking one right now. Cheers, y'all! Recipe?

Fill a pint glass to the top with ice. 2 parts Jameson Irish Whiskey, 3 parts regular Pepsi. Stir gently. Serve. Follow with bad joke.

Guy walks into a bar, the “Most Drinks Ever Bar & Grill.”
Bartender: What’ll you have?
Guy: What’ta ya got?
Bartender: Wadda ya want?
Guy: Jack?
Bartender: Bourbon?
Guy: Yeah.
Bartender: Nope.
Guy: Scotch?
Bartender: Irish?
Guy: Bushmills?
Bartender:: Jameson’s?
Guy: And Coke?
Bartender: Pepsi?
Guy: That’s perfect. Double, lot of ice. Say, for a place called “Most Drinks Ever Bar & Grill,” you seem to have some holes in your stock. What would you do if I asked for a shot of Artichoke flavored booze?
Bartender: Well or call?

Told you it wasn’t funny. But, it does tie in with the fact that as someone who enjoys an occasional drink or whatever, and as an extremly open person who has always liked all alcohol EXCEPT for artichoke flavored booze, in an effort to break down my own barriers, I am traveling to Italy to fully embrace the artichoke booze lover inside me. No longer the thistle taboo! Italian artichoke booze, salute!

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Bonus drunk story. Two weeks ago. I was crawling into bed with a pizza in one hand, and a drink in the other, when I fell off the bed, landed on a wine bottle, and broke a rib. I know you laugh at Idiot Newbie Coors, but it sure hurt like shit!

Here is what I consider to be an absolutely obsene picture of Pattycake. Yet she’s fully clothed, imagine that.

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[sputnikgirl]

Disclaimer....Depressing story follows. Don't read unless you want to...it's a downer.




I was drinking with a few friends and acquaintances one night. One of the acquaintances, who I thought was a pretty nice guy, put a drug into my drink and proceeded to date rape me. I wasn't totally knocked out, so I knew who it was, but I was too weak to resist what he was doing. My friends said I was a liar, so-and-so wouldn't do something like that, etc. I had a rape kit done, and it confirmed my story. I moved out of the apartment I shared with them the next week, because people who don't believe you were raped aren't your friends.





On a lighter note, my favorite drink is absinthe, followed by gin and tonic, followed by chardonnay. I'm drinking a bottle of cheap French chardonnay right now.

 

[coors]

Disclaimer....Depressing story follows. Don't read unless you want to...it's a downer.

"...people who don't believe you were raped aren't your friends."

I'll have to agree with you on that. Bummer.

"On a lighter note, my favorite drink is absinthe, followed by gin and tonic, followed by chardonnay. I'm drinking a bottle of cheap French chardonnay right now."

Not all at one sitting, I hope. Wicked bad hangover from that combo!

ukey:

 

[Torre82]

:shrug:

I've been drinking half-n-half whiskey and wine for probably.. all of 2007, maybe 2-3 icecubes, and 3-4 full glasses a night. Not including beer between various drinks.

 

[Hoppus]

ever suddenly realise your own emotional baggage ain't as bad as you thought? Sputnik Girl you're quite the survivor, in a Destiny's child kind of a way. I was just thinking about what assholes my friends are cos they fell out with me last time I was drunk, but that's much much worse

my most visited drink is cider, best thing to order in a bar is a pint bottle of Magners Irish cider... ahh I want one now!! :beer:
Used to drink vodka like water when I was around 15 or 16, but eventually I couldn't stand the stuff anymore, people still buy me bottles now and then thinking I like it, so they pile up.

 

[Torre82]

:shrug:

I've been drinking half-n-half whiskey and wine for probably.. all of 2007, maybe 2-3 icecubes, and 3-4 full glasses a night. Not including beer between various drinks.

As requested (privately) I'll post my usual mixings. Table reds, chianti.. burgundy.. merlot's if I can find 'em.

Whisky? Never the expensive stuff. I just dont like how 'smooth' it tastes. I mean sometimes sure I like a drink that doesnt TASTE like a drink but dammit.. I actually like to feel the potency. Like when you can step on a gas pedal and feel the vibrations and engine roaring to life.

So I drink midline stuff.. basically whatever bourbons I can get my hands on. Local brewers, cheap stuff.. expensive stuff.. I dont like jack in the least, tho. Brandys.. bourbons.. irish and canadian blends are nice. American? Tastes too much like.. syrup? I'm drinking to get drunk, not to taste the sugar content.

 

[McRocket]

Disclaimer....Depressing story follows. Don't read unless you want to...it's a downer.




I was drinking with a few friends and acquaintances one night. One of the acquaintances, who I thought was a pretty nice guy, put a drug into my drink and proceeded to date rape me. I wasn't totally knocked out, so I knew who it was, but I was too weak to resist what he was doing. My friends said I was a liar, so-and-so wouldn't do something like that, etc. I had a rape kit done, and it confirmed my story. I moved out of the apartment I shared with them the next week, because people who don't believe you were raped aren't your friends.





On a lighter note, my favorite drink is absinthe, followed by gin and tonic, followed by chardonnay. I'm drinking a bottle of cheap French chardonnay right now.

It doesn't depress me. It saddens me though. And it does make me admire that you shared it with us. And it makes me very sorry that it happened in the first place.

I had a female friend who supposedly lost her virginity that way.

Every woman (and man that wants it) should be able to carry around some tiny device on their person that can record everything that is spoken to her at parties and such. And this device should have a self recording and a distant recording. So any total loser maggot that tries that shit would think twice once he saw that a woman was carrying that device - for fear that he would be discovered. The distant recording is so that these maggot's don't simply take the device in the hopes that the evidence would be gone. The distant recording would charge a tiny monthly fee to hold onto these recordings for a 48 hour period on a computer.
And it should be something that every woman never leaves home without so that there would be no stigma attached to those that carry it - though it would be hidden anyway.

Sorry sputnikgirl, I am just thinking off of the top of my head. But in this day and age, there HAS to be a way to stop this kind of shit.


And sorry coors.

A drinking story?

The first time I drank I was with a buddy at a football game. After the game we staggered outside the stadium, got jumped and beaten up by about 10 guys. I ended up with a mild concussion. We got on the bus to go home (we were 15 or 16), didn't feel like getting off at our stop and ended up 40 miles away in a major city we knew little about at 1 in the morning with almost no money as I had lost my wallet.
We eventually made it home.

You would have thought I would have learned from that that drinking is often bad news. I didn't.

 

[Phaeton]

The problem with drinking stories is, that you can't remember the best ones!

My best drunks have had to be explained to me latter.

Beer will always be the best and only alcohol for me, cheap and by the keg, thats how I drink.

PS coors, the note under your username is funny! I get way to many PMs lately

 

[coors]

Date rape is bad.

Try this on them mo-fos! Ouch! Surgical removal required.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-rape_female_condom
Tons more out there, controversial subject, might work in the US, dunno.

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[sputnikgirl]

Not all at one sitting, I hope. Wicked bad hangover from that combo!

ukey:

Nah, not in one sitting. I only get to drink absinthe as a treat, since it's technically illegal to import in the US (and expensive to buy and ship). Not illegal to have in your possession, just illegal to import. But if you deal with reputable internet dealers, the experience is wonderful.

ever suddenly realise your own emotional baggage ain't as bad as you thought? Sputnik Girl you're quite the survivor, in a Destiny's child kind of a way. I was just thinking about what assholes my friends are cos they fell out with me last time I was drunk, but that's much much worse

LOL - I hate Destiny's Child. Yeah, I've had a few bad things happen in life that really gave me perspective on the trivial things. But I've also had some amazing experiences that totally make up for the bad. I use writing to work out all the fucked up parts of myself, so other people can be infected by reading it LOL

It doesn't depress me. It saddens me though. And it does make me admire that you shared it with us. And it makes me very sorry that it happened in the first place.

I had a female friend who supposedly lost her virginity that way.

Every woman (and man that wants it) should be able to carry around some tiny device on their person that can record everything that is spoken to her at parties and such. And this device should have a self recording and a distant recording. So any total loser maggot that tries that shit would think twice once he saw that a woman was carrying that device - for fear that he would be discovered. The distant recording is so that these maggot's don't simply take the device in the hopes that the evidence would be gone. The distant recording would charge a tiny monthly fee to hold onto these recordings for a 48 hour period on a computer.
And it should be something that every woman never leaves home without so that there would be no stigma attached to those that carry it - though it would be hidden anyway.

Sorry sputnikgirl, I am just thinking off of the top of my head. But in this day and age, there HAS to be a way to stop this kind of shit.

I'd rather be open about it. Although I've never told my parents, because I can't stand to see them upset. That's part of the reason date rape prevention devices aren't in use. People don't want to admit that rape happens as often as it does, especially in the college setting. The truth is, most people know (but don't really know) more than one person who has been raped.

 

[Christmas_Ape]

I found that I like using Malibu Rum in my Margaritas. I don't like the store bought mixes. 2 shots of Citron silver or Cabo Wabo, 1 shot of Malibu, and I use 1 shot of Key West Lemon Juice.

I recently discovered that I like gin in my blood marys, instead of vodka.

I've also recently discovered a fondness for the sipping tequilas.

 

[Iamforever]

coors light! FTW! :thefinger
























:rofl:

 

[Peter Gazinya]

I don't like drinking, I love it.

Ketel One vodka, about 3 drinks a night, 5 days a week. 6 drinks, or more, on weekends. I'm no hapless deliquent, but my drinking is quite frequent. I like mixing in pot and marlboro red cigarettes and I exercise about 3.2 days per week to attempt to balance it out. I'm going to die, earlier than a heath nut, but later than a derelict.

It seems I gravitate toward women that like to drink too and engage in adventurous sex acts. The two seem to go hand in hand. My best friends party every weekend, and I mean party hard, they're killing me. I'm gettin' near 40, single, and I don't think I'll ever grow up.

Listening to some good groovy music with about 5 drinks and 3 hits of the bowl is about the most pleasant thing at 2 in the morning. Very soul cleansing.

The Tall Blonde (yes, that's a real brand) is the best Vodka I have ever had. Sierra Nevada Pale Ale is one fuckin' awesome beer, and brown liquor will put me face down on a dirty tiled floor. 3 shots of Patron tequila is my limit, any more and I'll end up in a lake with all my clothes on in the middle of December. I know that from experience. If it wasn't for alcohol, I most likely would never smoke a cigarette, dammit.

Thank you for listening to my aimless stream of consciousness about my lifestyle

 

[thepornguy]

Nah, not in one sitting. I only get to drink absinthe as a treat, since it's technically illegal to import in the US (and expensive to buy and ship). Not illegal to have in your possession, just illegal to import. But if you deal with reputable internet dealers, the experience is wonderful.

I don't know if you know this, but it's now legal to import absinthe. There is Lucid which is legally imported from France. Granted, it contains very little thujone but apparently it's a myth that classic absinthe contained large amounts of thujone.

http://www.wired.com/culture/lifestyle/news/2007/07/absinthe



(It's still expensive, though, at $60.00 a bottle)

 

[thepornguy]

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Oh, my favorite, other than red wines, is a butterscotch & amaretto on the rocks. It's superb, very sweet and tasty, smooth, plus it's brown and thus looks classy. (The only problem with the drink is about half the time a bartender will give me scotch and amaretto despite my clearest of pronunciations, and that's tough stuff, yuck.)

 

[coors]

I recently discovered that I like gin in my blood marys, instead of vodka.

Here's another Bloody Mary variant for you, if you are adventurous. First had this in Nicaragua, east coast. Fucking good!

Fill shaker with ice. Shot of tomato juice, shot of light rum. Squirts of worcester sauce, lime juice, tabasco. Dab of white horseradish, pinch of pepper. Dash of Peychaud's bitters if you got 'em, Angostura if you don't. (Note: Peychaud's bitters is worth hunting down, improves just about any drink.) Shake like crazy, strain into Martini glass or other appropriate vessel.
Add one small raw oyster and its juices.
Down the hatch!
Repeat.

 

[sputnikgirl]

I don't know if you know this, but it's now legal to import absinthe. There is Lucid which is legally imported from France. Granted, it contains very little thujone but apparently it's a myth that classic absinthe contained large amounts of thujone.

http://www.wired.com/culture/lifestyle/news/2007/07/absinthe



(It's still expensive, though, at $60.00 a bottle)

Thank you for letting me know, although it was still around $60.00 before it was legal. Shipping will probably go way down though.

 

[Hoppus]

I was part of a lock in last night that was awesome, I'm suffering now cos when we left it was getting light, but there's something cool about knowing your breaking the law when you're drinking your beer. I only wish we'd had to mutter a password to a huge guy with a moustche through a hatch in the door, that would have made it even sweeter. :tongue:

but yeah, I would tell a story of what happened last night, but I'm not totally sure what did, I remember talking to a girl at the jukebox, then her fiancé getting pissed off with me, having a bit of a row, then a pal insisting we left, I woke up naked and alone :1orglaugh oh well, could have been worse, he was a lot bigger than me

 

[Christmas_Ape]

Here's another Bloody Mary variant for you, if you are adventurous. First had this in Nicaragua, east coast. Fucking good!

Fill shaker with ice. Shot of tomato juice, shot of light rum. Squirts of worcester sauce, lime juice, tabasco. Dab of white horseradish, pinch of pepper. Dash of Peychaud's bitters if you got 'em, Angostura if you don't. (Note: Peychaud's bitters is worth hunting down, improves just about any drink.) Shake like crazy, strain into Martini glass or other appropriate vessel.
Add one small raw oyster and its juices.
Down the hatch!
Repeat.

That sounds good! Some times it's a lot of work, and when I say a lot of work, I mean too much.

Ketel One vodka.....

The Tall Blonde (yes, that's a real brand) is the best Vodka I have ever had.

Kettle One eh? I have a bottle a friend gave me. I should give it a try out. My favorite Vodkas are Polish ones, Belvedere and Chopin. Good stuff. Never heard of Tall Blonde.

 

[dave_rhino]

Vomit stories;

I went down on a girl I just met at a party, and vomited all over it.
Pretty sick right?
Well the next day she phoned me asking when we could meet up next. I think that makes HER sick...

And then last year when I was on holiday in Newquay, I met a girl in a club, got drunk, puked all over the floor/her... While she was still hugging me and trying to kiss me. This freaked me out, so I left and went to sleep on the beach for a while.

When I walked back to my tent a couple of hours later, I find the girl sitting outside there with my friends waiting! Apparently she still wanted to fuck me..

What is the moral of this story?

If you get drunk and vomit on a chick, you are irresistible.