Dorothy entering Emerald City

Dorothy says, "Oh, please! Please, sir! I've got to see the Wizard! The Good Witch of the North sent me!"

Guardian of the Emerald City Gates replies, "Prove it!"

Scarecrow interjects, "She's wearing the panties that she purchased at FreeOnes dot com!"

The Guardian replies, "Oh, so she is! Well, bust my buttons! Why didn't you say that in the first place? Anybody that is a friend of FreeOnes is a friend of mine. Come on in!"

[To be continued]
 

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