Do your balls touch the water when you sit on the toilet?

[JasonCook78]

Touch? If they aren't immersed then it isn't worth it, I like my balls to feel the terror felt by the U-Boat crews of world war 2.

I'll sit, toilet paper in one hand, while the other taps the side of the bowl, mimicking the sonar ping of the allied sub hunting fleets.

Faster and faster they come, I feel my balls sweat like the brow of the German helmsman....til the pings finally taper off and they realise they are safe.

But its a ploy, a depth charge hits the water and salty peace of the ocean is home to another dead crew.

I wipe the tear from my eye and flush. Until tomorrow my submerged brethren, we live to fight another day!

Hahaha Hilarious!!!

 

[fkknuckle]

Oh god :eeew:

Do guys' balls seriously touch the toilet water? Eeeeeewwww.

It depends! Sometimes when I'm alone I like to do my version of the helicopter and strrrrrrrrrech my sack out and swing it around like I'm gonna break a window with em' but when I do that then they hang in the water........like a U-boat......man this waters cold.........deep too!

 

[gunslingingbird]

Only when I cough. It's quite refreshing on a hot Summer Day.

 

[StanScratch]

My balls always touched whimsy's face. Alas, for a while, my balls have been whimsyless.

 

[Aaliyah Love]

if your balls touch the water, then you're fucking old.

 

[Aaliyah Love]

LOVE this gif..stealing it now!

 

[sean miguel]

My balls look like 2 hairy grapes, so no.

 

[lurkingdirk]

My balls look like 2 hairy grapes, so no.

 

[fkknuckle]

if your balls touch the water, then you're fucking old.

Don't be jealous cause you don't have some you can't throw around your neck like a scarf when it gets a little nipply out!

 

[icerfan]

Tunstyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

 

[BCT]

I had the worst case of balls touching the water, after eating a shit ton of tacos and burritos at Del Taco and having terrible case taco shits in the closest Del Taco restroom (which was the ladies room) and the toilet is over flowing with dierrera and my balls touched the shit water. There was puke outside the my stall, it was so gross.

Ah man that's revolting, you're forever unclean.

 

[Sam Fisher]

 

[Tittyman5000]

Thank the Lloyd that they don't :eek: but when im swimming they float to the top so I assume they are pretty buoyant

 

[CaptJamesTKirk]

Ah man that's revolting, you're forever unclean.

I think he's either exaggerating or just kidding.

 

[luis1972]

Aaliyah Love[/URL][/B], post: 7263857, member: 370968"]if your balls touch the water, then you're fucking old.

cool answer!!!!

 

[alexpnz]

No.

But my Hemerroid, however....

 

[anomaly]

If your balls touch the water you have poorly designed toilet or are in need of a doctor....

 

[bigwarmload]

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My balls are high and dry!





However sometimes ladies my Thick Long Cock touches the trap and wax ring.

 

[BAYAMONXXX]

 

[Mr. Hyde]

I had the worst case of balls touching the water, after eating a shit ton of tacos and burritos at Del Taco and having terrible case taco shits in the closest Del Taco restroom (which was the ladies room) and the toilet is over flowing with dierrera and my balls touched the shit water. There was puke outside the my stall, it was so gross.

I feel better about sharing my pimple location post now