How Dirty Is Your Phone?

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

It’s dirtier than your mind. You scratch your sweaty balls then thumb through some dirty pictures while sitting on the toilet. Why do you even bother to wash your hands?

 

[gmase]

Good point. I stopped washing them years ago after getting my first smartphone. Before then, I would only wash them to get the WSJ ink off my fingers. The digital version solved that problem.

 

[tvstrip]

Ever since the pandemic started, I've been putting mine in a ziplock bag whenever I go out.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

You can never clean yourself enough to be clean.

Yep, it got on 'ya... You touched your steering wheel, didn't you?

 

[D-rock]

Each day right after I use my lens cleaning wipes of my glasses I use it to wipe down my phone just so I don't let ******* on it go to waste so it's probably pretty clean.

 

[LunaMo]

My phone probably caused the first Covid case, no need to fund Wuhan