Do your balls touch the water when you sit on the toilet?

[lurkingdirk]

Well?

 

[DOA82]

Touch? If they aren't immersed then it isn't worth it, I like my balls to feel the terror felt by the U-Boat crews of world war 2.

I'll sit, toilet paper in one hand, while the other taps the side of the bowl, mimicking the sonar ping of the allied sub hunting fleets.

Faster and faster they come, I feel my balls sweat like the brow of the German helmsman....til the pings finally taper off and they realise they are safe.

But its a ploy, a depth charge hits the water and salty peace of the ocean is home to another dead crew.

I wipe the tear from my eye and flush. Until tomorrow my submerged brethren, we live to fight another day!

 

[Harley Spencer]

Oh god :eeew:

Do guys' balls seriously touch the toilet water? Eeeeeewwww.

 

[squallumz]

Harley Spencer[/URL][/B], post: 7263602, member: 579739"]Oh god :eeew:

Do guys' balls seriously touch the toilet water? Eeeeeewwww.

pff, not mine.

 

[Mr. Hyde]

Harley Spencer[/URL][/B], post: 7263602, member: 579739"]Oh god :eeew:

Do guys' balls seriously touch the toilet water? Eeeeeewwww.

I hear this can happen when you get older

 

[ApolloBalboa]

The water isn't the only thing touching your balls.

 

[lurkingdirk]

The water isn't the only thing touching your balls.

 

[Shifty]

They touch the water before I sit down.

Gobble Gobble. :dunno:

 

[xfire]

Touch? If they aren't immersed then it isn't worth it, I like my balls to feel the terror felt by the U-Boat crews of world war 2.

I'll sit, toilet paper in one hand, while the other taps the side of the bowl, mimicking the sonar ping of the allied sub hunting fleets.

Faster and faster they come, I feel my balls sweat like the brow of the German helmsman....til the pings finally taper off and they realise they are safe.

But its a ploy, a depth charge hits the water and salty peace of the ocean is home to another dead crew.

I wipe the tear from my eye and flush. Until tomorrow my submerged brethren, we live to fight another day!

:1orglaugh

This is why I keep coming back to Talk. For all the shite we have to put up with and sort through you get a post like this that makes it all worth it.

lmao!

 

[L3ggy]

Touch? If they aren't immersed then it isn't worth it, I like my balls to feel the terror felt by the U-Boat crews of world war 2.

I'll sit, toilet paper in one hand, while the other taps the side of the bowl, mimicking the sonar ping of the allied sub hunting fleets.

Faster and faster they come, I feel my balls sweat like the brow of the German helmsman....til the pings finally taper off and they realise they are safe.

But its a ploy, a depth charge hits the water and salty peace of the ocean is home to another dead crew.

I wipe the tear from my eye and flush. Until tomorrow my submerged brethren, we live to fight another day!

Post of the year.

 

[itputsthelotion]

Well?

You're kidding right?

 

[Smallville22]

:nono:

 

[JasonCook78]

I had the worst case of balls touching the water, after eating a shit ton of tacos and burritos at Del Taco and having terrible case taco shits in the closest Del Taco restroom (which was the ladies room) and the toilet is over flowing with dierrera and my balls touched the shit water. There was puke outside the my stall, it was so gross.

 

[CaptJamesTKirk]

i had the worst case of balls touching the water, after eating a shit ton of tacos and burritos at del taco and having terrible case taco shits in the closest del taco restroom (which was the ladies room) and the toilet is over flowing with dierrera and my balls touched the shit water. There was puke outside the my stall, it was so gross.

jesus christ jason!!! That is fucking disgusting!!! Make's me want to vomit just picturing that!

 

[Sam Fisher]

Yes, the water touches my balls when I'm sitting on the shitter. Okay, okay...... only when the toilet is stopped up and the level rises up while overflow over-flowing.

 

[lurkingdirk]

I had the worst case of balls touching the water, after eating a shit ton of tacos and burritos at Del Taco and having terrible case taco shits in the closest Del Taco restroom (which was the ladies room) and the toilet is over flowing with dierrera and my balls touched the shit water. There was puke outside the my stall, it was so gross.

 

[dirtylittleholly]

I had the worst case of balls touching the water, after eating a shit ton of tacos and burritos at Del Taco and having terrible case taco shits in the closest Del Taco restroom (which was the ladies room) and the toilet is over flowing with dierrera and my balls touched the shit water. There was puke outside the my stall, it was so gross.

:suicide:

 

[GibbsGrad2002]

No they dont

 

[JasonCook78]

Is that Prince?

:suicide:

Too far...

 

[GodsEmbryo]

Touch? If they aren't immersed then it isn't worth it, I like my balls to feel the terror felt by the U-Boat crews of world war 2.

I'll sit, toilet paper in one hand, while the other taps the side of the bowl, mimicking the sonar ping of the allied sub hunting fleets.

Faster and faster they come, I feel my balls sweat like the brow of the German helmsman....til the pings finally taper off and they realise they are safe.

But its a ploy, a depth charge hits the water and salty peace of the ocean is home to another dead crew.

I wipe the tear from my eye and flush. Until tomorrow my submerged brethren, we live to fight another day!

:1orglaugh Some epic material here! Can't rep you yet, but I salute you :thumbsup: