Alright, so here's a story. A couple years ago I ran into a rough patch and had to crash at my cousins' place for a while. Well while he was helping me move stuff out of my apartment to store at my dads' place he found some of my DVDs and asked if he could borrow them. I told him to go for it so he took a couple home with him. I was going to be bunking somewhere else for a couple of weeks so I didn't think anything of it. Well his girlfriend finds them. After I move in with them she says that she wants to watch a movie after she puts the baby down for the night. So my cousin, his girlfriend and I sit down to watch a movie and what does she put in? One of my pornos. I don't know what she thought was going to happen but if she wanted to be part of the live reenactment it wasn't going to happen.
First off I don't ever want to see him naked ever. Secondly I didn't want to embarrass him when I dropped my boxers. Thirdly this girl is the poster child for the phrase "Body by Fisher, Brains by Mattel".