bigbadbrody
Banned
ok, i don't know if you guys are serious or just kidding around
sadly i am being 100% true
Do you remember the first time you came?
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sadly i am being 100% true
ChefChiTown
The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
ok, i don't know if you guys are serious or just kidding around
We're dead serious. Well, I am, I don't know about BBB.
Let's put it this way...
I haven't had sex in...:counts fingers:...1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7...yep, around 7 years.
bigbadbrody
Banned
you guys have to move out here...there are lots of horny girls all over the place! when i get together with my friends sex is all we ever talk about. it's a topic that never gets old
send some of them up to canada if you want
ChefChiTown
The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
Need some help getting laid, eh? Me too. I can't wait to have sex again (uh-gayne...you know, like Chris Jericho says it).
That was my 12:20AM, 14 beers deep attempt at a Canada joke...I'm so sorry (soar-ee). HA, I did it again!!!
:rim shot:
Chica
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hmmm, i don't know if i've ever been there before. i'll have to check it out :nanner:
Chica
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fedex? lol
bigbadbrody
Banned
as long as you dont make fun of the cold weather, igloos, and hte fact that we say eh! all the time
Chica
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i know what you mean sweetie...i love sex sooooo much. it's my favorite hobby!
Well if you do. Call the mid-twenties guy working the grill "Tee-moe". It'll freak him the fuck out.
Chica
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lol, it won't get me in trouble will it?
No. He'll just wonder how the hell you know that nickname. Since nobody in Phoenix knows him by it.
If you really want to fuck with him then pretend like you have psychic powers and that's how you know the name. Then to prove your powers ask him to think about his first car while you "read his mind", then say it was a red VW bug. That'll really trip him out.
Chica
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oh that will be easy...i drive a VW bug!
Crazy coincidence. Makes that easy to remember if you actually do it. Would definately be funny.
Plus they have good food. They serve meat in tubular form. You like meaty, tubular shaped objects right?
Chica
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OMG! tube meat is all i ever eat!
Oh yes, i remember. I was at the age of 12 and reading a "Bravo"-Magazine. There were fantastic pics of Sammy Fox showing her brilliant tits. I was rubbing my dick, felt something electrifing (like sometimes before), but this time it was getting stronger and stronger and then i came. First i didn't realize what happened and why there comes something like milk out of my dick. But it was great and a new hobby was born. :rubbel::rubbel::rubbel:
Chica
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i bet that was exciting!
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