Dear Assari... Please answer!!!

[gunslingingbird]

I just masturbated to this thread.

 

[lurkingdirk]

I just masturbated to this thread.

Slut.

 

[Maggie Green]

How those two things are related?

Because if you don't wear deodorant, how can you be concerned with someone else's hygiene? That's hypocritical.

 

[assari]

Because if you don't wear deodorant, how can you be concerned with someone else's hygiene? That's hypocritical.

I take a shower 1-2 times per day and I live in a country where the weather is usually cold so I do not sweat much.

People who live in warm weather countries sweat terribly and that's why it is easy to recognize a tourist who visit in Finland.

No offense, but they smell awful.

 

[Jack Davenport]

What about Latvian tourists?

 

[assari]

What about Latvian tourists?

The Slavs smells like cabbage or strong perfume.

 

[Jack Davenport]

The Slavs smells like cabbage or strong perfume.

What about Lettuce? Romaine-ians?

(wtf?)

 

[assari]

What about Lettuce? Romaine-ians?

*browse the dictionary but can not find those words*

 

[Jack Davenport]

Lettuce is not in the dictionary?

 

[assari]

Lettuce is not in the dictionary?

Lettuce is in dictionary, but that second word is not.

 

[bobjustbob]

Dictionaries have been made of lettuce. Want to buy one?

 

[Maggie Green]

I take a shower 1-2 times per day and I live in a country where the weather is usually cold so I do not sweat much.

People who live in warm weather countries sweat terribly and that's why it is easy to recognize a tourist who visit in Finland.

No offense, but they smell awful.

So if you're not sweaty, why more than one shower per day?

 

[lurkingdirk]

So if you're not sweaty, why more than one shower per day?

He prefers to masturbate in the shower to avoid messes.

 

[assari]

So if you're not sweaty, why more than one shower per day?

Because I want to be fresh and clean all the time.

I **** uncleanliness and debris.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Because I want to be fresh and clean all the time.

I **** uncleanliness and debris.

You have problems with debris if you don't shower twice a day?

You're shitting wrong.

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

You have problems with debris if you don't shower twice a day?

You're shitting wrong.

You missed the whole toilet paper thread, didn't you?

 

[Mr_Stiffy]

Suddenly it makes sense. assari showers after a **** instead of wiping, because he's too embarrassed to buy bog roll.

Well, actually it makes no sense at all, but you see what I mean.

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

Suddenly it makes sense. assari showers after a **** instead of wiping, because he's too embarrassed to buy bog roll.

Well, actually it makes no sense at all, but you see what I mean.

He showers one-to-two times a day. Sounds pretty regular. Methinks assari has a high fiber diet...

 

[assari]

Suddenly it makes sense. assari showers after a **** instead of wiping

Not true.

 

[Maggie Green]

You have problems with debris if you don't shower twice a day?

You're shitting wrong.

:rofl: