Condom advice

I'm sure WTC is right. Condoms are part of the American Government Conspiracy. They are designed to ruin sex. They actually have no beneficial value. They don't stop the spread of disease, they don't prevent pregnancy - their only function is to make people unhappy.


I suggest you prove this theory by stretching one over WTC's entire head, and holding his hands still for roughly 6 minutes.
 
lurkingdirk said:
I'm sure WTC is right. Condoms are part of the American Government Conspiracy. They are designed to ruin sex. They actually have no beneficial value. They don't stop the spread of disease, they don't prevent pregnancy - their only function is to make people unhappy.


I suggest you prove this theory by stretching one over WTC's entire head, and holding his hands still for roughly 6 minutes.
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Oh that's fresh. Saying to ****** me on this board. You trolls just get away with it too. Have you even watched House Of Numbers? No because your a troll. I'm reporting this post. I dare you to come meet me and try your idea out and see if you live.
 
WTC7WasPulled said:
Oh that's fresh. Saying to ****** me on this board. You trolls just get away with it too. Have you even watched House Of Numbers? No because your a troll. I'm reporting this post. I dare you to come meet me and try your idea out and see if you live.
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Remember? I watched your videos. I wasn't convinced. You didn't believe I did, even though I referenced specific points.

However, just continue to say things and justify them with incredibly spurious videos. That way the newer folks here will see what you're about, and no one will take you seriously. It's inevitable with you.

Oh, and thanks for calling me a troll. I get off on that.
 
WTC7WasPulled said:
Oh that's fresh. Saying to ****** me on this board. You trolls just get away with it too. Have you even watched House Of Numbers? No because your a troll. I'm reporting this post. I dare you to come meet me and try your idea out and see if you live.
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Yes, you did report it.

I'm also taking no action against it and leaving my reply for all to see here.

You cannot post on the board and expect no one to disagree with you.

You intentionally stir up controversy where none exists.

Take responsibility for your own posts and realise, quite bluntly that you are/have/will **** people off.
 
SpexyAshleigh said:
Its probably a mental thing, or your circulation sucks. Condoms are sooo thin these days...can you get and maintain an erection with minimal stimulation (I'm thinking seeing a hot girl naked, porn etc)...if so then yeah its mental. Sometimes thinking about hating condoms can be an instant boner ****...just think of them as another normal step during sex. But if you require direct stimulation, then its probably a ***** circulation thing. Not trying to be rude but are you overweight? Having extra weight on you can affect your ***** circulation. Eat a clean diet, and work out regularly and you might see some improvement.
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Not always so thin... A gal I was seeing for awhile like using these red colored condoms that I swear were soviet era rejects. So damn thick it was like using a kitchen latex glove. I tried bringing my own and the argument came up that I was going to sabotage the condoms that I brought to get her pregnant. I stopped seeing her, as it was clear she was insane.

One question, Eggybarn. Are you on any kind of ***** pressure medications?
 
While I tend to agree with the diet and exercise advice, there are times that the dry feeling inside the condom can distract the sexy mood and cause the loss of ***** flow down there no matter what sexual shape you're in. If the dryness caused by the condom gets to her as well, then it's a double whammy.

To remedy that, try a bit of lube inside the tip end for yourself. Avoid getting it on your shaft or in the shaft part of the condom as you don't want it to slip off. After opening it, unroll it one turn, put a few drops of lube such as ky liquid or astroglide in the reservoir tip. Maybe a bit on your own tip as well :) Leave a half inch or so excess condom off the end- roll it on, avoiding any lube going up the shaft. When on, stroke your head a bit to make sure it's a bit slippery and you have 1/2 inch of play with the excess. Make sure you put some lube on the outside for her as well.

The only problem you may have now, is coming too fast because it's going to feel like a BJ on your tip, while getting the vag treatment on your shaft.

If it's too intense you can scale down to one drop of lube, or I've even put saliva in the tip as it's less slippery than water/glycerine lubes.
 
WTC7WasPulled said:
You lurkingdurk PLEASE keep using condoms. Everyone else is a different story but if there is anyone I want to not have **** it'd be you.
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:dunno: You still haven't convinced us why contracting STD's and causing unwanted pregnancies are more ideal than wearing these "toxic" condoms. I doubt you endorse the pill, so just how does one avoid these things?
 
PirateKing said:
:dunno: You still haven't convinced us why contracting STD's and causing unwanted pregnancies are more ideal than wearing these "toxic" condoms. I doubt you endorse the pill, so just how does one avoid these things?
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The pull out and cum away from the pussy will stop pregnancy. If it happens a pregnancy happens then so be it. It is natural and the best thing that could happen to anyone. Abortion is ******. If you somehow did not want the baby there is adoption.

As far as diseases go, the clap will happen from sex or even no sex, its a bacterial bladder infection and they happen. Aids is a lie and is caused by the ***** so no need to worry about that scam (see the film "House Of Numbers"). Herpes can happen but if your partner has no sores on their mouth or pussy you should be ok and its not that serious anyhow. Also depends how good your natural immune system is. If you are a strong person you probably will never have a problem.

Life is life, and life is a beautiful choice. You are right I don't like birth control because it can ruin a woman and is a eugenics tool. So the best way is go natural and if life throws you a curveball like a baby, its all part of the beautiful experience of life. So thats my take and I'm stickin' to it! lol
 
WTC7WasPulled said:
The pull out and cum away from the pussy will stop pregnancy. If it happens a pregnancy happens then so be it. It is natural and the best thing that could happen to anyone. Abortion is ******. If you somehow did not want the baby there is adoption.

As far as diseases go, the clap will happen from sex or even no sex, its a bacterial bladder infection and they happen. Aids is a lie and is caused by the ***** so no need to worry about that scam (see the film "House Of Numbers"). Herpes can happen but if your partner has no sores on their mouth or pussy you should be ok and its not that serious anyhow. Also depends how good your natural immune system is. If you are a strong person you probably will never have a problem.

Life is life, and life is a beautiful choice. You are right I don't like birth control because it can ruin a woman and is a eugenics tool. So the best way is go natural and if life throws you a curveball like a baby, its all part of the beautiful experience of life. So thats my take and I'm stickin' to it! lol
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Whats it like to experience a day in your life?

I disagree with pretty much everything you have to say in that post, its a little scary you believe some of these things.
 
WTC7WasPulled said:
The pull out and cum away from the pussy will stop pregnancy. If it happens a pregnancy happens then so be it. It is natural and the best thing that could happen to anyone.
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That technique, I call it "greyhounding", works pretty well. So hell has frozen over because I agree with you on that one point! :1orglaugh

And regarding condoms, if you can't wear a magnum, you have a small dick. End of discussion. :cool:
 
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