Chuck Norris
- Thread starter Calm
- Start date
Lmfao....Chuck Norris is awesome!
Chuck Norris was bored one day, so he did a bunch of back-kicks in the desert sand and stone, creating the Grand Canyon. The next day, he tossed together the Great Wall of China because his LEGOs got boring. True story.
:nanner: :rofl:
:rofl2:
:nanner: :rofl:
:rofl2:
that's outragious! kiefer don't have **** on norris. as a matter of fact, remember that ***** that they drank in the lost boys that gave them the ability to fly and be invincible? yup, that was chuck norris'. the only reason that they burst into flames when exposed to light was because chuck had a hangover at the time when he gave the *****. naturally, chuck norris bursts into flames several times a day, often during flatulance. It's a ***** inconvienience, but for the rest of us mortals tasting the forbidden fruit of chuck may prove to be too awesome and result in annihilation.
Last edited:
The Big Bang Created the universe....the Chuck Norris Round house Kick can end the universe!!!....*copyright civickiller80* :thumbsup:
When Chuck norris goes into the ocean he doesn't get wet, the ocean gets Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris was a toddler he used his fist so much that he didn't realize he had fingers till he was five.
The original Street fighter game was susposed to have Chuck Norris as a character but a glitch in the system made Chuck throw a round house kick no matter what button the player pressed so it had to be removed. When asked about the glitch Chuck Norris responded "What Glitch?"
A few of my favorites.
When Chuck Norris was a toddler he used his fist so much that he didn't realize he had fingers till he was five.
The original Street fighter game was susposed to have Chuck Norris as a character but a glitch in the system made Chuck throw a round house kick no matter what button the player pressed so it had to be removed. When asked about the glitch Chuck Norris responded "What Glitch?"
A few of my favorites.
and how could i forget....
Chuck Norris doesn't Tea bag he potato sacks
Chuck Norris doesn't Tea bag he potato sacks
Chuck Norris didn't like dinosaurs.....
Chuck Norris didn't like dodos.....
Chuck Norris didn't like the woolly mammoth...
It only takes a roundhouse kick!
Chuck Norris didn't like dodos.....
Chuck Norris didn't like the woolly mammoth...
It only takes a roundhouse kick!
Similar threads
