Chuck Norris

Stacey · Jun 7, 2009

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

Stacey · Jun 7, 2009

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

Galactic · Jun 7, 2009

Stacey said:
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

Stacey said:
Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

:1orglaugh Nice!

gunslingingbird · Jun 7, 2009

Chuck Norris doesn't teabag the ladies; he potatosacks them.

Asianlov69 · Jun 7, 2009

Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

mastagambit · Jun 7, 2009

Chuck Norris doesnt 'breakfast', he ***** it!

Rusty Trombone · Jun 7, 2009

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the world down.

FunkyFresz · Jun 7, 2009

funny picture
chuck rulez

gunslingingbird · Jun 7, 2009

If by some incredible time-space paradox Chuck Norris were to fight himself, he would win. Period.

Ace Boobtoucher · Jun 12, 2009

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