Chuck Norris

[Gomorra]

"Fukin Chuck Norris"

 

[Skyraider22]

Man that is Walker Texas Ranger you are talking about.:thumbsup:

 

[Ace Bandage]

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door...

 

[Asianlov69]

he would kick my ass just for looking at this post..............

 

[feller469]

Chuck Norris has counted to infinity...twice

 

[mastagambit]

Chuck Norris is so bad ass in Walker Texas Ranger only Trevette ever got hit during a fight.:1orglaugh

 

[cumcumcum]

Conan's walker texas ranger lever

 

[Stacey]

Chuck Norris doesn't *****... he waits.

 

[europorn]

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

 

[Galactic]

:1orglaughGreat find!

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer....too bad he's never cried.

 

[Rusty Trombone]

Chuck Norris went to the Virgin Islands, now they're just called the Islands.

 

[Baill Inneraora]

Chuck Norris is a mamas boy.

 

[gunslingingbird]

They once tried to make Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it didn't work because it didn't take **** from nobody.

 

[biomech]

Chuck Norris doesnt need a weapon, he is a weapon.

 

[gunslingingbird]

Chuck Norris will never have a heart ******. His heart isn't nearly stupid enough to ****** him.

 

[biomech]

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[gunslingingbird]

Chuck Norris can swallow a Rubik's cube and **** it out solved.

 

[Ace Bandage]

Chuck Norris is 1/5 Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry. The man ate a fuckin' Indian.

 

[gunslingingbird]

Chuck Norris is never late. If Chuck Norris is ever late, time had better slow the fuck down.