Chuck Norris vs.Charles Bronson
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As much as I really like Bronson, I would have to say Norris on this one. But if you said Bruce Willis vs. Charles Bronson. I would say Bronson would make Willis his prison bitch.
I'm not trying to start a fight or make accusations, but did anyone else notice, - it seems to me during the run of walker Texas Ranger, Chuck had an creepy obsession with young boys.
not trying to be a smart ass - it just made that show hard for me to watch - or at least not watch without cracking a few obvious jokes.
not trying to be a smart ass - it just made that show hard for me to watch - or at least not watch without cracking a few obvious jokes.
Fuck your Chuck Norris!!!! Yeah.... I said it!
Naw...that's just wishful thinking on your part.
Chuck was and is a man's man, and never had any such obsession. Even his character on Walker TR was a good guy and a manly dude...no **** stuff at all.
Not wishful thinking - I just find the man creepy.
Bronson would drop Norris in a hole, pour gasoline, chuck in a few grenades and make it home in time for a parting wisecrack.
Of course Lee Marvin would kick all their asses (and Dolph Lundgren, JCVD, Burt Reynolds, Andre the Giant, 70s De Niro, Samuel L. Jackson and the Hanson Bros. from Slap Shot) throw em in prison, let them stew for six months or so and then lead them on a suicide mission to get Osama.
Of course Lee Marvin would kick all their asses (and Dolph Lundgren, JCVD, Burt Reynolds, Andre the Giant, 70s De Niro, Samuel L. Jackson and the Hanson Bros. from Slap Shot) throw em in prison, let them stew for six months or so and then lead them on a suicide mission to get Osama.
Are you kidding, when Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the ground down. Chuck Norris All Day!
Of course Norris would take Bronson, he has actual credentials.
Norris is heavily involved with ********, because he cares about ********. And he has done a lot with his youth programs. There is nothing creepy about that.
Programs such as:
Chuck Norris
Chairman and Founder
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Within a couple of years of implementation, it became quite clear from evaluation that the impact of the program was much more than helping youngsters resist *****. Today, our organization is a character building, life-skills program whose fundamental purpose is to give our students the tools to strengthen their self image. When a ***** develops a strong sense of self-awareness and inner strength, they are able to resist peer pressure including **** and ******* use and involvement in gangs.
In addition, martial arts training provides them with the core values and philosophies associated with leading a productive and healthy life. That is what we are all about…to give every ***** a chance for a productive life in which they CAN achieve their goals and dreams. Our current name, while it has served us well, implies too narrow a focus for all that we are accomplishing.
Therefore, we are changing our name to KICK START, which we believe more accurately describes our mission. With our new name and a new marketing focus, we hope to reach more ********, which will increase our impact upon the youth of our country.
As always, please know how much your continued support means to me and all of our "karate ****". Now, more than ever, we need you to give every consideration to including using your giving plans.
With warm regards,
Chuck Norris
Norris is heavily involved with ********, because he cares about ********. And he has done a lot with his youth programs. There is nothing creepy about that.
Programs such as:
Chuck Norris
Chairman and Founder
Premium Link Upgrade
Dear Friends,
When I founded Kick ***** Out of America in 1990, my primary focus was helping youngsters resist ****-related peer pressures through martial arts training. Of course I understood that the comprehensive benefits to martial arts training far exceed preventing **** use…but that was my primary concern and certainly a major concern for our country.
Within a couple of years of implementation, it became quite clear from evaluation that the impact of the program was much more than helping youngsters resist *****. Today, our organization is a character building, life-skills program whose fundamental purpose is to give our students the tools to strengthen their self image. When a ***** develops a strong sense of self-awareness and inner strength, they are able to resist peer pressure including **** and ******* use and involvement in gangs.
In addition, martial arts training provides them with the core values and philosophies associated with leading a productive and healthy life. That is what we are all about…to give every ***** a chance for a productive life in which they CAN achieve their goals and dreams. Our current name, while it has served us well, implies too narrow a focus for all that we are accomplishing.
Therefore, we are changing our name to KICK START, which we believe more accurately describes our mission. With our new name and a new marketing focus, we hope to reach more ********, which will increase our impact upon the youth of our country.
As always, please know how much your continued support means to me and all of our "karate ****". Now, more than ever, we need you to give every consideration to including using your giving plans.
With warm regards,
Chuck Norris
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I like Norris and all, but Bronson was in the best of their movies........the original Death Wish. :thumbsup:
Chuck Norris. Charles Bronson is dead. :thefinger
Is this really a debate??? Chuck Norris wins by solar systems length. They didn't stop making guns after Bronson, and thats all Bronson had going. With a *** Norris can win, without a *** Norris WILL win. Easily.
True Fact : James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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Norris for me
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