Can we really be so certain though? Maybe they're just trying to lull us into a false sense of security. And then while we're fast asleep, they'll creep into our bedrooms and steal our precious bodily fluids! At the very least, they could introduce a foreign substance into our precious bodily fluids without our knowledge. I think a lot about my precious bodily fluids these days. My precious bodily fluids are, well... precious to me! And with this news that Asian-Americans are all working for the Chinese commies, I'm going to stop eating Chinese food. Right after this evening's round of Sesame Chicken (extra spicy!), I'm done for good... or until my birthday.
:2offtopic Yeah, I know. What were we talking about again? See, with my compromised precious bodily fluids, I can't remember shit!