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Chat-up lines

Sutty

Banned
I'm not one for using chat up lines myself, but i'm a member of another message board and we've been discussing the cheesiest and funniest chat-up lines.

Here are a few of the ones i liked.

Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.

Would you like to come over to my place later? You can bring some friends because my face seats five...

Want to taste my dick? (What!?!) I said, "do you want to taste my drink?"

Guy: I bet you're a C-cup. Girl: How'd you know that? Guy: My testicles are the same size.

Can I borrow 70 pence (No) Then how about 69. I'm sure you can offer 69.

Your graphics are so beautiful that they rival Doom 3.

(Rub her forehead) Did you know that you've got "threesome" written on your forehead?

Excuse me I've got amnesia. Do i come here often??


Have any of you folks got any better ones.
 
I want to melt in your mouth not in your hands...
The word of the day is "legs". So let's go back to my place and spread the word...
Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've a nice pair of buns...
I like every muscle in your body...especially mine!
Why don't you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up...
Put your crash helmet on, you're going through the head board!
My face is leaving in 15 minutes. Be on it.:D
 
Some more...

You wanna get jiggy with Mr. Biggy?
Mount willy's about to erupt baby!
Your arse is like a basketball...mind if i dribble all over it?
Hey lady, let me slay you with my sword of luurve!:D
 
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