I'm not one for using chat up lines myself, but i'm a member of another message board and we've been discussing the cheesiest and funniest chat-up lines.
Here are a few of the ones i liked.
Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.
Would you like to come over to my place later? You can bring some friends because my face seats five...
Want to taste my dick? (What!?!) I said, "do you want to taste my *****?"
Guy: I bet you're a C-cup. Girl: How'd you know that? Guy: My testicles are the same size.
Can I borrow 70 pence (No) Then how about 69. I'm sure you can offer 69.
Your graphics are so beautiful that they rival Doom 3.
(Rub her forehead) Did you know that you've got "threesome" written on your forehead?
Excuse me I've got amnesia. Do i come here often??
Have any of you folks got any better ones.
Here are a few of the ones i liked.
Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.
Would you like to come over to my place later? You can bring some friends because my face seats five...
Want to taste my dick? (What!?!) I said, "do you want to taste my *****?"
Guy: I bet you're a C-cup. Girl: How'd you know that? Guy: My testicles are the same size.
Can I borrow 70 pence (No) Then how about 69. I'm sure you can offer 69.
Your graphics are so beautiful that they rival Doom 3.
(Rub her forehead) Did you know that you've got "threesome" written on your forehead?
Excuse me I've got amnesia. Do i come here often??
Have any of you folks got any better ones.
