I really, really did not think ABC would do it. The network has decided to air the sitcom “Cavemen” opposite American Idol on Tuesdays. Just think of all the funny jokes TV reporters can make about how “Cavemen can’t even catch a break in scheduling!” Ha ha. I assumed the show would not make it past the pilot stage. But, once again, network executives have been able to go below my lowest expectations.
Please shoot me in the face. It seems like an extreme reaction, but I just watched two minutes of this heaping pile of shit on the Interweb.
Wow. Just fucking wow. It is so horrible I can barely wrap my brain around it. When I first heard that ABC was contemplating a sitcom about the amusing Geico commercial cavemen I assumed it would be about their personal lives. Really bad, but not the worst sitcom ever made. But ABC has decided to make the show about race. Fucking amazing. This could be the worst sitcom of all time.
Throughout all of my painful years in show business I have always heard the same thing from the networks, “We want the next All in the Family.” But it always ends the same: The networks are too scared to tackle any real subject and possibly offend anyone, so they back off or water the show down until it is not funny. But with Cavemen, the network found the perfect combo – because they are Cavemen. Get it? They are sort of like black people.
"Cavemen," based on the popular Geico ads, attempts to turn race relations on their head by focusing on a new "minority," said Stephen McPherson, president of ABC Entertainment,
ABC hopes the much talked about "Cavemen" series can break the comedy doldrums. "It will have the ability to offend everyone," said McPherson. "But offend no one."
Actually, you have offended everyone with a brain in their head, you stupid fucking cunt. Television executives should be rounded up and murdered, very slowly, for being the dumbest fuckers on the face of the Earth.
Please shoot me in the face. It seems like an extreme reaction, but I just watched two minutes of this heaping pile of shit on the Interweb.
Wow. Just fucking wow. It is so horrible I can barely wrap my brain around it. When I first heard that ABC was contemplating a sitcom about the amusing Geico commercial cavemen I assumed it would be about their personal lives. Really bad, but not the worst sitcom ever made. But ABC has decided to make the show about race. Fucking amazing. This could be the worst sitcom of all time.
Throughout all of my painful years in show business I have always heard the same thing from the networks, “We want the next All in the Family.” But it always ends the same: The networks are too scared to tackle any real subject and possibly offend anyone, so they back off or water the show down until it is not funny. But with Cavemen, the network found the perfect combo – because they are Cavemen. Get it? They are sort of like black people.
"Cavemen," based on the popular Geico ads, attempts to turn race relations on their head by focusing on a new "minority," said Stephen McPherson, president of ABC Entertainment,
ABC hopes the much talked about "Cavemen" series can break the comedy doldrums. "It will have the ability to offend everyone," said McPherson. "But offend no one."
Actually, you have offended everyone with a brain in their head, you stupid fucking cunt. Television executives should be rounded up and murdered, very slowly, for being the dumbest fuckers on the face of the Earth.
MAYBE 
