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Cars that repel women

Hey all!! My first thread....how cool.:) I can't believe I'm gonna post something non-porn related...so unlike me!!

Anyway I saw an article today. I'd love to know what the ladies think....

1) Chrysler PT Cruiser, Chevrolet HHR, and the Ford Flex - too "hearse" like

2) Dodge Viper - women say "It's like this big phallus on wheels!"

3) Minivans.....enuff said

4) Monster Trucks - No woman wants to be riding shotgun in a contraption that makes her look as though she herself is on display, à la the reigning Miss Pig Knuckle Queen at the local agricultural fair

5) New Volkswagen Bug - fenders that convey imagery of heaving female breasts, that little built-in dashboard vase to cradle a flower...car design doesn't get more feminine than the VW New Beetle.

6) American made classic muscle cars(Camaro, Challenger) - loud and smell of coolant and burnt rubber. And believe it or not, most chicks just aren't into that kind of sensory experience.

7) Jeep Wrangler - heavy duty suspension, oversized wheels fitted with oversized knobby tires, and a towing winch mounted to the front bumper

8) Ford Probe and the Mercury Cougar - what's in a name?

9) Buicks - driven by old men

10) SUVs - Cadillac Escalade, Lincoln Navigator. Driven by housewives

11) Hummer - un-feminine uber-boxy shape,a pain in the butt to parallel park.... or it's the name.

12) Motorhomes - port-a potty on wheels

Now, I didn't make up this list. I'm just curious what the ladies think, cause I've met quite a few women who are into muscle cars and sports cars.
 

Will E Worm

Conspiracy...
2) Dodge Viper - women say "It's like this big phallus on wheels!"

I doubt it. Especially a Viper.

Who cares anyway. If she is more motivated to date someone because of their vehicle she is not worth it.
 
This list has some valid points but inaccurate since I have never seen a viper owner have trouble getting a date. Same goes for muscle cars and Jeeps.
 

LukeEl

I am a failure to the Korean side of my family
Your forgot Panel Van and Wood Paneled Station Wagon. And these women you read about that are repeled by these vehicles that you mentioned, do they spit tobacco, wear flannel, and have a flatop buzzcut that you can set a watch to?
 
break the antenna off and put a cloths hanger in its place...that speaks for its self= No money!! just about any kind of car will do the trick
 
Where's the AMC contingent? The Gremlin and the Pacer are guaranteed chick repellents.
 
I see so many young women driving 7,10 and 11 it's not funny.

As for lifted trucks tons of kids are riding around in them today. They took the place of the silly Honda Civics and the whole "too fast too furious" b.s. that petered out a while ago.
 
...Knew a guy in hs who had a Toyota landcruzer w/oversized tiers and a chevy 350. Sort of a jeep-muscle car hybrid. Chick magnet.
 
One car that absolutely repels me is the Fiat Multipla
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It's hideous :1orglaugh
The Chrysler 300 is also very bad. The outside looks kinda ok but the inside is cheap as dirt and like almost every American car it handles like a wet newspaper :1orglaugh
 

larss

I'm watching some specialist videos
Because the first thing that a woman sees is your car...
Just as you step out of it and pull her inside for ride of her life....
 
I doubt it. Especially a Viper.

Who cares anyway. If she is more motivated to date someone because of their vehicle she is not worth it.

My thoughts exactly. I'm so sick of trying to impress rich chicks when I'm a broke bastard. I guess I need to chase after the trashiest girls...

Hell - the last crack whore I dated was happy with pretty much any old car that was big enough for her to live in.

:1orglaugh


LOL...I wonder what's worse; that or the the truck that extracts poo from the port-a-potties. :D
 

Ace Bandage

The one and only.
I don't think that the car matters. I've pulled plenty of ass with my Honda Civic.

I am incredibly charming though. That might be the cause...
 
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