Can I Get An STD This Way??

[SN4P3]

So I am about to hook up with this girl in a few days. I don't know if she has any STDs or not but just to be safe I'll use a condom. But while we were talking about having sex she said she wants me to cum on her tits.

But the question is, if I fuck her with a condom, and she does have an STD, and I pull the condom off with my right hand and also use that hand to jerk off, can I get the STD that way? My thinking is because the "contaminated" bodily fluids that are on the condom would get on my hand and end up on my dick or something.

 

[xfire]

Yep. If you even look at her naked you can get an STD.

 

[Vanilla Bear]

That question is actually not as dumb as it seems at first.

 

[xfire]

Probably not technically, M-1-2, but on the other hand, if I thought she had something I would pass.

 

[Shifty]

Pull the condom off with your left hand.

 

[STDiva]

Turn the middle, topwise.

 

[Roald]

Pull the condom off with your left hand.

Wow that easy huh

Lol

 

[Ace Bandage]

Yeah, and she probably has Super AIDS too. You can get that even if you use a condom and then wrap your dick in bubble wrap.

 

[Mayhem]

I think you should quit tomcatting around and give this nice girl a ring. I mean, what kind of heartless bastard are you that you keep her waiting this long? :nono: After all she's done for you! Did your mother teach you to treat women with this kind of blatant disregard? There'll be plenty of time to cum on her tits after you make her an honest woman. And think of all the sperm cells that won't grow up to be Tea Party supporters if you continue to ignore God's Commandments. Can you live with this? I don't think I can be friends with someone who can. I'm sorry, but our relationship has changed. And it's all your fault you callous, non-ring-buying, Tea Party depriving shit-heel! That's right, I called you a shit-heel! Whaddya say to that Mr. I-can-be-all-tough-at-the-keyboard-and-cum-on-a-womans-tits-but-I-can't-fork-over-for-a-ring?

 

[Kingfisher]

Yeah, and she probably has Super AIDS too. You can get that even if you use a condom and then wrap your dick in bubble wrap.

Haha! She's also the Super Devil in disguise.

If you're so worried, roll it off from the bottom.

 

[Petra]

I heard you can't get STDs if you stand on your head while drinking a Coke.

Wait, that's how not to get pregnant. Sorry....got nothing here.

 

[StanScratch]

I heard you can get a STD by thinking about it.

 

[GodsEmbryo]

This is the only known protection:



You should bring a Flame thrower too, just to make sure

Be SAFE!

 

[Shifty]

Wow that easy huh

Lol

Yeah, pretty much.

 

[itcouldbeme]

Wear two condoms, when ready have her take off the outermost one, then you can use your right hand if you want to...

Also, you could dip your unit in bleach before you take it off...:2 cents:

 

[LeyaFalcon]

Anytime you exhange bodily fluids you can get an std...if you are that scared get her tested or don't fuck her

 

[Kingfisher]

Anytime you exhange bodily fluids you can get an std...if you are that scared get her tested or don't fuck her

He should think about this...
Ever had a cold sore, congrats, you have herpes in one form or another.
Ever had a wart of any kind, that's HPV in one form or another.

 

[Red Spyder]

Wear one of these!!!

 

[gunslingingbird]

You can get an STD looking at porn on your computer. Just ask Plasma. :yesyes:

 

[BlueBalls]

I had AIDS once. It was a passing thing, everyone was doing it. Then of course the PC brigade rained down and spoilt all of our fun with their tall tales of slow painful deaths full of Tom Hanks and Bruce Springsteen. From that day on, AIDS just wasn't 'hip' anymore. It's sad really.

Damned cultural marxists and their ways!