Burned or Buried

[Facetious]

Dark and Gloomy, I know.

What have you decided to do with your body when you die ?
Bury or Burn ?

What's better for the environment ?

† If burned, have you decided where you would like your ashes spread ?

√ Muni landfill ?

√ The sea ?

√ In the mountains nearest your residence

√ toilet

√ I'm f'en immortal, why do you ask ? !!

√ other :bigear:



:tongue:

 

[Legzman]

never thought about it. Doesn't really matter to me if I'm dead!

 

[Sherlock_Holmes]

Doesn't matter to me either, but I guess burned as I guess that's the cheaper route.

 

[gunslingingbird]

Well, after they've taken any salvageable organs, I think I wanna be burned. I've always been somewhat of a pyromaniac, so it would be fitting for me. :flame:

 

[Facetious]

never thought about it. Doesn't really matter to me if I'm dead!

I think that that's just plain life. I've endured no less than 1,000 days of my life in that realm. Fortunately, life isn't static (for most of us),
Everything in our environment is subject to change, including ourselves . . . sometimes for the better, when you least expect !

. . . :2offtopic Guilty ! (me)

Who were to one's who wished that their ashes to be launched into space ?
Don't make me have to Goooogle this :1orglaugh

 

[YMIHERE]

I have given instructions that my corpse is to be thrown to a pack of hungry wild animals. Now that's recycling.

 

[Dixie Dash]

I'm going to turn into a vampire when I die! Don't crush mi dreams

 

[drdeath67]

Dixie Dash[/URL][/B], post: 2433550, member: 196500"]I'm going to turn into a vampire when I die! Don't crush mi dreams

Will you bite my neck?

 

[Sherlock_Holmes]

I have given instructions that my corpse is to be thrown to a pack of hungry wild animals. Now that's recycling.

I could go for that, make jerky treats of me to dish out for the zoo animals.

 

[bunker]

On our driving licence there is a little box that we can check or not. If we mark it, it allows surgeons to take every possible organ still worthy of something. I always checked it.
Once they will have remove all they can (if any because... alive, I have some doubts on my capacities to fucntion in a fully operational mode, so when I'll be dead...). Then my corpse will be given to a university where future doctors will practice themselves and make jokes while cutting me into pieces.
That's the best way to make sure that you are dead and not burned or buried alive. Undertakers are also very efficient.

 

[Dixie Dash]

Will you bite my neck?

yea biting is hot:thumbsup:

 

[drdeath67]

Dixie Dash[/URL][/B], post: 2433578, member: 196500"]yea biting is hot:thumbsup:

I totally agree!

 

[D-rock]

I suppose they won't let the vultures eat me.

I'm going to turn into a vampire when I die! Don't crush mi dreams

I was going to joke and say you could suck anything out of me you wanted, but then I thought that joke sounded kind of corny.

 

[Roughneck]

Dark and Gloomy, I know.

That's the problem with you young'un's. Death is such an enigma to y'all!

Ach! Maybe it's all for the best. Youth wouldn't be youth if they did understand mortality...


As for me - I donate my carcass to science and medicine. Take my organs. Use my body for anatomy class. Whatever.

If they have no use for my body, let me be cremated and spread my ashes at dawn over the expanse of Lake Erie....

cheers,

 

[georges]

I want to be burned. Ashes will be spread in the water.

 

[Eric Lindros]

My family can decide what to do with my body.
But, now I've got my FO t-shirt: maybe bury and wearing my t-shirt.:tongue:

 

[Facetious]

That's the problem with you young'un's. Death is such an enigma to y'all!

Ach! Maybe it's all for the best. Youth wouldn't be youth if they did understand mortality...

"Whipper Snappers"

I want to be burned. Ashes will be spread in the water.

any particular, specific body (sorry for the pun . . or is it ?) of water ?

(Below)

"even in this day and age !"

:1orglaugh
That was good !

 

[senob44]

On our driving licence there is a little box that we can check or not. If we mark it, it allows surgeons to take every possible organ still worthy of something. I always checked it.
Once they will have remove all they can (if any because... alive, I have some doubts on my capacities to fucntion in a fully operational mode, so when I'll be dead...). Then my corpse will be given to a university where future doctors will practice themselves and make jokes while cutting me into pieces.
That's the best way to make sure that you are dead and not burned or buried alive. Undertakers are also very efficient.

Bunker took the words right out of my mouth. Call it silly, but I do fear being burned or especially buried alive even in this day and age.

 

[Violator79]

Bury me upside down so the world can kiss my ass :thefinger


Wow I can't believe no one else thought of that!!

Seriously though, I think I want to be buried, but that may change.

I sure don't want to be cremated, because I don't want anyone or anything knocking my urn off the mantle and being sucked up in a vaccuum, and then having someone smoking a carton of Marlboros just to put me back up there!!!!

 

[coolbeers]

just light some kingsford and throw me on:flame: