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It's time, once again, for another Bubbajones Zipset review!

http://www.epiczips.com/brooke-marks-wet-wild-zipset.html


The zipset contains 263 pictures and one 12.5 or so minute long HD video and is around 1.04 gb in size.


Once again, Brooke goes with the "Sheer isn't nude!" approach to making a zipset and although this zipset DOES contain nudity, it sadly isn't from Brooke. The Brooke nudity is basically a few slips here and there, such as what you'd find in a lot of her website content. She's a self-described "Oopsie-Model" so that part of the zipset isn't anything new to people that have seen other Brooke content.

The sheer element in this zipset is similar to her last one, but seems more revealing, perhaps because of the color or the material. That coupled with the fact that there's less material is an improvement imho. Also, this zipset's video, unlike the last one, actually has a camera man holding the camera, which means there's zooming and focusing rather than her just a stationary camera with her moving. The video is a HUGE improvement over the last one, again, imho, although the constant water gun squirting in some parts honestly gave me a mental image of some guy with a serious prostate problem trying to pee on her. I suspect they were going for the cumshot look, and they might have succeeded, had it not gone on for so damn long and been clear liquid.

The Good :

Brooke looks quite stunning.
Just about as "naked" as she can be and still not be naked. The sheer bikini is small, sheer (duh), and the combination of light + color or something made it seem more "sheer" than the first one. This MAY just be personal opinion and preference however.
The video has an actual camera man, he doesn't do a perfect job, but it's pretty good and downright excellent in some cases.
The video has a section about halfway through that should catch everyone's attention quite nicely. Fun fact : Water on that sheer bikini doesn't actually make it any more see-through, it makes it darker. What the water DOES do however, is make the bottom part of the bikini stick to her pussy quite nicely and the camera man does an admirable job focusing on her very evident camel-toe (and it's a damn nice one too).
Several nice slips.
The zipset description is actually accurate this time, as is that star covering her pussy in the preview pic (it's covered by the bikini but doesn't exactly leave much to the imagination so a star is warranted). The pussy-covering stars in the link samson10 posted however, are NOT warranted, that's the same kind of false advertising they did with the first one.

The Bad :

She still isn't actually naked.
They used the word "vajay" in the description. Come on guys, fucking seriously?
Just like last time, once she actually takes the sheer clothing off, she shows less than she did when she had it on. She spends a lot more time wearing it this time around however so it isn't as much of an issue.
Both the video and pictures seem to go from her wearing the bikini, to not wearing it, to wearing it again etc in no real order. This may annoy some people that like proper progression in their porn. :p
As previously mentioned, the water actually makes the sheer mesh darker, this has the effect of making it LESS see-through in some cases. This is most evident in the pictures, not the video.
The pictures are hot, but some seem superfluous.
The video has no sound, instead it has music playing. Personally I don't hate the music, but I wish they had actual sound.

The Odd :

5 of the 263 pictures aren't actually of Brooke. During the photo-shoot (on a deck near a pool and a BBQ) the camera man seems to have randomly turned around and snapped a few shots of 2 topless model types. One (brunette/redhead with a hell of a body) was sorta lounging in the pool and the other (attractive blonde) was barbecuing something with an unlit cigarette in her mouth. I have no idea who they are, which is a shame since both are quite hot, especially the brunette/redhead. (personal taste)

The Bottom Line :

Is this zipset worth buying? If you're a Brooke fan, I'd say yes.
It still doesn't actually show her naked, but this seems to be as close as we're getting for now. The video is a great deal better this time.
All in all, this zipset is a much better buy than the last one, and I don't have that "wtf I just got ripped off" feeling like I did after buying the first one.

Of potential note : If you buy the zipset there's a box at the bottom of the zipset purchasing form that gives you close to a $10 discount on a membership to her website. I suggest anyone who's been curious about her website's content lately AND who's interested in buying the zipset take that option. Common sense dictates that there should be some sort of way of getting the discount if you're an existing member as well.


This long ass wall of text brought to you by me, an honest reviewer who didn't get shit for his time. Hopefully someone found it useful.
 
You're fast Bubbajones. Vajay was changed to "coin slot", is that better? lol. Brooke doesn't like "pussy" in descriptions, so it takes some creativity.
 
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