Breast Size Vs. Penis Length

[Xombie3000]

Hey guys!

The other day at work, I was sitting with several female co-workers on break, when one of them announces to the table she had went to the doctor and found she had gained a few pounds, but that was okay because her breasts where swollen. Another female chimed in and pretty soon, they were chatting about their breast sizes and their nipples and so on.

Sitting there quietly, I wondered outloud. “How come it’s okay for women to talk about their breast, what their cup size, what their nipples are like, but it’s not okay for guys to say one thing about their how big their penis is, without either offeneding someone, or it all turning into a joke?”

None of my co-workers could answer the question, so I present this to the Board here. Why is it all right for a woman to go into detail, talking about her breasts/nipples, but the moment a guy even says one word about his penis, it’s either sexual harrasment, or it becomes the “joke of the day?” Men have a penis, and yes, sometimes we get boners and we cannot control if others can see it or not.

What do you guys think?

 

[Shifty]

Xombie, do you really have trouble concealing erections?

 

[Ravenholm]

Because like in nearly everything else. It's double standards. If you have tits you get a free pass in most cases.

It's sexist to say such things, but only to those who are hurt by the truth of it all.

 

[Will E Worm]

Neither matter.

 

[The Grasshopper]

Well, one obvious reason men can't be talking about their shit at work would be the amount of bullshit one would have to swallow. Most guys I know won't be telling anyone else about their tiny wangs, you know.

I get your point though. :thumbsup:

 

[SpexyAshleigh]

Because in our society, female body parts are glorified, sexualized and worshipped, so generally its ok to talk about them. Not to mention, boobs ARE an everyday conversation these days between talking about boob jobs, breast cancer, feeding babies etc...women are just more comfy talking about them and I think people are more comfy HEARING about them. But penises? When are THEY ever glorified? Anytime you hear about a penis on the news, its always because some asshat exposed himself to minors, or another dude got his chopped off. Penises are generally offensive or disgusting to our society...ex. this weeks episode of x factor, dude walks on stage to sing, and while he's singing he exposes his junk to the judges and audience. Judges make a big scene, get disgusted and one even vomits. Now, had that been a set of titties being exposed, don't ya think there'd be a much different reaction?

Tits- not taboo, and celebrated
Penis- never usually discussed in good light and generally gross in comparison to tits.

 

[BCT]

It's like what Larry David from Curb Your Enthusiasm said in a episode regarding this matter, "The penis is grotesque" His theory was a woman has to really like the guy to get involved with his grotesque penis. I think he makes a great point.

 

[gunslingingbird]

Holy shit! It's Xombie! :eek: How's that job going?

 

[Xombie3000]

Because in our society, female body parts are glorified, sexualized and worshipped, so generally its ok to talk about them. Not to mention, boobs ARE an everyday conversation these days between talking about boob jobs, breast cancer, feeding babies etc...women are just more comfy talking about them and I think people are more comfy HEARING about them. But penises? When are THEY ever glorified? Anytime you hear about a penis on the news, its always because some asshat exposed himself to minors, or another dude got his chopped off. Penises are generally offensive or disgusting to our society...ex. this weeks episode of x factor, dude walks on stage to sing, and while he's singing he exposes his junk to the judges and audience. Judges make a big scene, get disgusted and one even vomits. Now, had that been a set of titties being exposed, don't ya think there'd be a much different reaction?

Tits- not taboo, and celebrated
Penis- never usually discussed in good light and generally gross in comparison to tits.

Great points! Automatically think back a few years to the whole thing with the Super Bowl "Nipplegate" fiasco with Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake. As soon as her nipple came out, the FCC went absolutely NUTS. But just imagine if the role was reversed and Janet had to rip off Justin's pants in the middle of the show and he was supposed to be wearing a Football diaper or something, and instead, there was his junk, swinging back and forth. Justin would be the most hated and perverted person on the Earth. Nowadays, Janet's nipple is just mentioned to either grab a headline or just in passing.

 

[Facetious]

Women are now liberated and men are now suppressed, it's called ''p-r-o-g-r-e-s-s''.

 

[Facetious]

Because like in nearly everything else. It's double standards. If you have tits you get a free pass in most cases.

Exactly, the one with the dick is always the perpetrator and the one with the boobs is always the nurturer.

 

[brodkill]

i talk about my bitch tits openly

 

[StanScratch]

How come when a woman gains weight, her tits grow...but when a guy gains weight, his dick shrinks? No justice.

 

[STDiva]

How come when a woman gains weight, her tits grow...but when a guy gains weight, his dick shrinks? No justice.

Because God is a lesbian.

 

[PJpenny]

I will admit, i do not like to talk about anything penis ever, unless its for jesting purposes....but talking about boobs, very different story.

 

[STDiva]

I prefer penis length.


...that was the question, right?

 

[mrtrebus]

Because like in nearly everything else. It's double standards. If you have tits you get a free pass in most cases.

Free pass?!? To what?!? It's still a man's world.

 

[squallumz]

im also voting penis length.

wheres the fucking poll?

 

[Mr. Hyde]

Would you really want to sit around at work and talk about how big your dick is?

 

[Xombie3000]

Would you really want to sit around at work and talk about how big your dick is?

Not sitting around talking about how big my dick is, but more along the fact of why is it okay for women to talk about their private parts, but not a guy. Ashleigh hit on some very good points above.