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BlueBalls & LurkingDirk's Retarded Tales For Retards.
- Thread starter BlueBalls
- Start date
Skyraider22
The One and Only Big Daddy
What the fuck is this retarted shit. It is great very funny.:surprise:
Remember the time when I walked in on LurkingDirk blowing BlueBalls? Good times.
Trying to forget it....
:dunno::dunno:
StanScratch
My Penis Is Dancing!
This thread gave me wood.
Easy for you to say, with a carrot up your ass, and one as a mouth toy.
Your fantasies make me sick, sir.
StanScratch
My Penis Is Dancing!
Why do my carrots taste all funny?
They're cooked very slowly in a moist, pressure filled environment until they reach roughly human body temperature. You need to know no more.
Did you know that BlueBalls actually has red balls for most of the year?
Well yeah... being about 600 pounds overweight, my body temperature is about twice that of any normal person. The "Blueness" that my username refers to is when I sit for long periods of time, my massive girth cuts off the blood supply to my lower half turning many of my extremities, including my balls, blue.
I'm sorry, but your balls are not extremities.
Pffft! Maybe yours aren't...
vodkazvictim
Why save the world, when you can rule it?
There's more manlove in this thread than the PMs I got from Plasma after posting in Mr. Hyde's contest.
vodkazvictim
Why save the world, when you can rule it?
You should be. They say never meet your heroes, apparently that goes for getting shagged by them too.
I also miss Blueballs. I wish he'd come back and troll me.
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
I am loving this thread.
