For now my worries have been laid to rest. I can't spend 200 bucks on a doctors appointment, plus the issue of "Are they going to stick tiny metal things up my peehole" is another concern. I'd rather die than have tiny metal things inserted in there. I can't imagine a more uncomfortable feeling.
blood in my sperm
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Ha, that's right! Too much johnson handling! I tell myself I can cum whenever the moment's right but... eh, I don't think that kind of silly nonsense talk is gonna fly anymore...
Ace Bandage
The one and only.
Yeah, good call. Death is always a better option than biting the bullet and getting healthy.
Darwinism at work. Clearly, you were not fit for survival...
Darwinism at work. Clearly, you were not fit for survival...
Finally, someone who understands. 
By the way what I was really hoping for is someone to share if they had a similar situation and can relate or provide any advice. Don't tell me you've had super white sperm explosions the entire time because your penis knows the truth.
By the way what I was really hoping for is someone to share if they had a similar situation and can relate or provide any advice. Don't tell me you've had super white sperm explosions the entire time because your penis knows the truth. 
Vanilla Bear
Bears For Life
Even sounds like Super-AIDS right?
*giggle*
:1orglaugh You're my favorite sarcynic! :thumbsup:
I wish I could post things so sarcynic like that. But my vocabulary isn't big enough.
I love your intellect. We should marry and make babies. (That's a mix of sarcastic and cynic, btw. Yeah I just made that word up.)
Vanilla Bear
Bears For Life
PS: @humperbink, you may want to read this: http://www.patient.co.uk/doctor/Haematospermia.htm
Just tell your doc that when you took the condom off there was blood inside of it :tongue:
Just a little excuse I'm giving you all in case anyone needs it.
Just a little excuse I'm giving you all in case anyone needs it.
I have blood mixed with my semen, but that's because I cut.
Easy one! You need to heat up a coat hanger and have it on stand by so when you are rubbin one out and you are getting ready to cum you just cram it down your dick hole and let it cauterize the blood vessels and voila no more blood! Problem solved, problem stayin solved! Oh and to get it out just pour a 50/50 mix of alcohol and salt down you dork tube<---to help prevent infection of course. Hope this helps.
John_8581
FreeOnes Lifetime Member
If he's got blood in his urine... that may be kidney stones... Oh, and he'll see it allright. With kidney stones, his urine will be red-orange, and he'll have back pain which may gravitate through his back and into his groin.
It's best to go and see a urologist.
Jane Burgess
Official Checked Star Member
Gross and go to a doctor
alexpnz
Lord Dipstick
Thanks again everyone. Some interesting replies since yesterday! No coat hangers or alcohol will be going down that sperm hole I'm afraid. No I mean, that IS something to fear! But I'll do it if someone on the internet puts in the extra effort to encourage me. Well I feel perfectly fine today, and I do realize that going to the doctor is the right common sense idea but these appointments have been adding up over the last few years, what with wisdom tooth removal surgery, a toenail infection, and another tooth related problem that went away on its own back in May (but not until I'd already spent 500 bucks for a series of appointments with specialists that ran tests any average Joe could run). I do feel a slight pinch to the left of my testicle that makes the muscle down my left leg feel sort of weak, but this is temporary feeling that goes away after a few seconds. It comes and goes throughout the day. I've experienced this feeling at least 50 times over the course of my life. I need to lay off the Russian and Hungarian porn stars for a while... and their scrumptious bodies... and their dirty ways... NO! FOOT DOWN! I mean it! I won't look at them when I'm done typing here.
Or will I?
Or will I?
