Best lines to dump a girlfriend

[Plastique]

I'm going through a crisis at the moment and wonder if all you lot can lend me your experience. I am currently in a non-professional relationship with a Physcologist, and I can't keep it going. She's nice an'all but it just isn't going anywhere.

Can you list your top five lines for getting out of a relationship? I'll put the best ones into a poll to later see how many of them have used with success, if you like :o

My best one every was by text message,

"I don't think that we are physically compatible" to a woman who, whilst she had 44GG tits, was massively overweight. I know, I know, I'm a bad man!!!!

 

[hedonis]

I don't have a top five, but the last time I got rid of one (my now ex-wife), I believe what I said was...

"Get the fuck out of my house, don't ever come back, and take that fucking redneck with you before I turn him into swiss cheese."

I was a little upset.

H

 

[tunsty]

If she is a Physcologist, then she should understand.
Indeed she might be able to help you, to like her more...or not.

 

[hedonis]

What the hell is a Physcologist???? Psychologist? Physiologist?

H

 

[AFA]

I would ask her if she wants to come up and see my etchings?

Nope, that would be when you wanted to meet her!

Sorry :dunno:

If she is a Physcologist, then she should understand.
Indeed she might be able to help you, to like her more...or not.

Maybe she is trying to find a way to tell you your health insurance won't pay for anymore sessions? :jester:

 

[hedonis]

I would ask her if she wants to come up and see my etchings?

Ink blots! Ink blots, I tell ya!

Maybe she is trying to find a way to tell you your health insurance won't pay for anymore sessions? :jester:

"Time's up! Your insurance only pays for six months" Now THAT is a great breakup line.


H

 

[Plastique]

What the hell is a Physcologist???? Psychologist? Physiologist?

H

Psychologist - ok, so I can't spell. :1orglaugh

 

[jacksquared49]

My first one ever- My dad says we're too young for this, so we can't date anymore.

Haha, I was in 8th grade! Classic. I wanted to break up with her and he said I could blame it on him. Still owe him for that one

 

[bigbadbrody]

Its not you its me

now check this link out: http://youtube.com/watch?v=1oJ0GcV5Igs

 

[jamrak]

"Yesterday I was with two sexy chicks and they let me do ATM. It was very hot, and now we are going to meet again on monday. Are you with us?"

in 99 from 100 this gonna work!
(you did not tell us that it should be polite)

 

[Clarkie25]

"Yeah,I can't see you anymore. It's crunch time."

That's a great one to use because of the absolute confusion it causes. You can use "It's crunch time" for other stuff too. If somebody really wants you to do something just tell em "listen,it's crunch time" They won't ask for anything again for quite awhile.

 

[ChefChiTown]

You don't really need a LINE to break up with someone. Just be a man and tell her that it's not working out.

 

[AFA]

Ink blots! Ink blots, I tell ya!



"Time's up! Your insurance only pays for six months" Now THAT is a great breakup line.


H

If she uses a sand timer, you can see time is running out for you anyway!

http://1.***************/ii/0/6/6/7/0/066707600timer2.gif

 

[dick van cock]

"I'm going to a bar with the guy I met at the gym, tonight. Can I borrow your leather mini-skirt?"

 

[ThatRedWing]

1: just slip out the back, Jack
2: make a new plan, Stan
3: no need to be coy, Roy
4: just hop on the bus, Gus
5: just drop off the key, Lee
and get yourself free.

thank you Mr. Simon

oh you were looking for lines to use, sorry

 

[slowhand]

You don't need any lines just be honest with her.

Just tell her that its not working out I'm sure she will understand.

 

[Imagine]

Three simple words: I am gay.

Other than that, have no clue. I know nothing about you, her or your relationship.

 

[illi]

"you do not fulfill my sexual requirments so....... bye"

 

[dave_rhino]

"Welcome to Dumpsville... Population: YOU"

 

[Friday on my mind]

"Welcome to Dumpsville... Population: YOU"

Damn thats cold,you would deserve such a smack for that line.