If I recall correctly Vagisil is a teacher or a linguist of sorts.
Plus your response time from posting has increased.
The plot continues to thicken.
Plus your response time from posting has increased.
The plot continues to thicken.
Atheist (parody)
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While living in Ft. Lauderdale (Plantation, actually) I always loved driving down to the Keys while enjoying a ***** and some food along the way. Our stay was always fun. My Jewish (wealthy) wife, and I lived well and I had it made. She was seven years older than me. One of my fondest memories was the week we stayed here ---
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By the way, does anyone know if the Hog's Breath Bar is still running in Key West? Loved to ***** their cold beers while eating their raw oysters.
Nothing really special or anything about my post here... just wanted to mention how cool I was, even though we didn't have a boat. Did I mention we didn't have a boat? A lot of people had boats. We didn't. We also went to Paris, France for several weeks. We stayed in the Latin Quarter. We didn't have a boat there either. We never wanted to own a boat.
I had a John Boat for a year or so. Went out on a lake twice with it. Rained both times. I loaned it to my ******* once and he gave it away. Fucker!
Since this thread is all about parodies, I figured I would give it a shot and see if I could become a member of the Attention Whore Club. Seems there is one person in here who relishes the attention.
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By the way, does anyone know if the Hog's Breath Bar is still running in Key West? Loved to ***** their cold beers while eating their raw oysters.
Nothing really special or anything about my post here... just wanted to mention how cool I was, even though we didn't have a boat. Did I mention we didn't have a boat? A lot of people had boats. We didn't. We also went to Paris, France for several weeks. We stayed in the Latin Quarter. We didn't have a boat there either. We never wanted to own a boat.
I had a John Boat for a year or so. Went out on a lake twice with it. Rained both times. I loaned it to my ******* once and he gave it away. Fucker!
Since this thread is all about parodies, I figured I would give it a shot and see if I could become a member of the Attention Whore Club. Seems there is one person in here who relishes the attention.
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Holy ****! I think my world just collapsed if that means what I think it means
Jagger69
Three lullabies in an ancient tongue
Example?
Mariahxxx
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First let me just say that the keys is a pretty hedonistic place for a person with views such as yourself. But then again the most undercover hedonists are often the most outspoken against such behavior such as Larry Craig, Ted Haggard, Mark Foley, Bob Allen and Glen Murphy Jr. You know those extremely anti-gay republicans who were all caught being....well, GAY!
and yes, the Hog's Breath is still there. there's also one in Ft. Walton beach. Hog's breath is a Key West institution and will be there forever just like Sloppy Joes.
I have also stayed at little Palm Island and it's amazing. the first time I stayed there was in 2007 and have been 4 times since most recently this past November.
Figures a person who has such contempt for successful women was with one. I guess this is where your bitterness comes from. The only thing you could say to step it up a notch was to inform us that she was also black. now THAT would be awesome!
and yes, the Hog's Breath is still there. there's also one in Ft. Walton beach. Hog's breath is a Key West institution and will be there forever just like Sloppy Joes.
I have also stayed at little Palm Island and it's amazing. the first time I stayed there was in 2007 and have been 4 times since most recently this past November.
Figures a person who has such contempt for successful women was with one. I guess this is where your bitterness comes from. The only thing you could say to step it up a notch was to inform us that she was also black. now THAT would be awesome!
Black Jew
hmmmmmmmmmmm..
OH MY GOD SAMMY WAS MARRIED TO WHOOPI GOLDBERG!
hmmmmmmmmmmm..
OH MY GOD SAMMY WAS MARRIED TO WHOOPI GOLDBERG!
Sammy has done his time for his transgression and has been a model FreeOner since returning.
Time to move on.
Time to move on.
Mariah
Do you ever laugh? Not about this topic but in general?
I spent a few days being pissed at you but now I am over it. Kinda worried if maybe you are depressed or something.
We never really know what is going on in people's lives.
Do you ever laugh? Not about this topic but in general?
I spent a few days being pissed at you but now I am over it. Kinda worried if maybe you are depressed or something.
We never really know what is going on in people's lives.
Mariahxxx
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I guess you don't realize that being racist and sexist isn't a mood. I guess you forget I AM a woman who works and has freedom and ambition and I have a bi-racial ***. So I don't give passes on racism foremost, and same goes for bigots and chauvinism. I'm just funny that way.
I laugh all the time. I am having a gf over in an hour to make dinner and watch Drop Dead Fred which is a very stupid but very funny movie. So yeah, I love to laugh.
I laugh all the time. I am having a gf over in an hour to make dinner and watch Drop Dead Fred which is a very stupid but very funny movie. So yeah, I love to laugh.
Good to know.
And I understand about being sensitive to racism. As for the chauvinism well that is a bit of a head scratcher and probably explains why you left the biz. I almost feel that you harbor a bit of resentment toward people that watch porn. I honestly have almost forgotten that you were in the business. You just seem like the freeones chef or something to me now.
I'm not say yes or no.
It's your business what you think.
Your attitude is capitalistic.
I often browse the dictionary before I answer.
Me
/mē/
Pronoun
Used by a speaker to refer to himself or herself as the object of a verb or preposition: "wait for me!".
Used after the verb “to be” and after “than” or “as”.
Too
/to͞o/
Adverb
To a higher degree than is desirable, permissible, or possible; excessively: "he was driving too fast".
Very: "you're too kind".
Jagger69
Three lullabies in an ancient tongue
In what manner? Please elaborate. Be specific.
Mariahxxx
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I left the business because I had done everything I wanted to do, I was disease free in an industry that is more than 70% herpes postive with STDs more common than not. The testing had become a disaster and all the girls were turning tricks at night with who knows who then showing up to set the next day bringing tremendous added risk to an already risky situation. I had done it for my entire adult life, had a *** in his teens and was getting a taste for success beyond the business. As well I wanted to be doing something I could be proud of, which I am doing now. 600 movies is a lot and tremendous good fortune to never have had even one dirty test, which many girls have half the time they take them. But I attribute that to being very selective with who I work with, not escorting and not doing high risk scenes.
As far as Sam and my grudge, did you not read his posts about how women entering the workforce being the decline of modern society? He said women have no place working. Go back and read it. He's said multiple things that are grotesquely offensive on many levels.
As far as Sam and my grudge, did you not read his posts about how women entering the workforce being the decline of modern society? He said women have no place working. Go back and read it. He's said multiple things that are grotesquely offensive on many levels.
