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[d_jologs]

Two dogs fucking in Amsterdam and it stopped the traffic with people watching. The girls in the windows may as well have turned the lights off and gone home.

Miss Hybrid

Poor women. People are such horndogs.

 

[MissHybrid]

What's your favorite pegging dildo, and why?

The harness is more important to be honest as it needs to be a good snug fit without having to hold it.

Dildo size wise, to suit the receiving end..best not to be too ambitious.

I have lots of different ones. Vac U Lock are always good

 

[larss]

Option P, now that would be better.

You really know how to treat a man. :drool2:

 

[larss]

Very clever Mister L, now, you may ask yourself why am I up at 1:38 am?

Why were you up at 1:38am?

 

[MissHybrid]

Why were you up at 1:38am?

I have been feeling VVH lately, it was no use I could not sleep, so I decided to try out the new candles I bought on holiday while I played on here and the forum

Miss nymphoinsomniamaniac

 

[MissHybrid]

I have been feeling VVH lately, it was no use I could not sleep, so I decided to try out the new candles I bought on holiday while I played on here and the forum

Miss nymphoinsomniamaniac

Note to self

Miss Hybrid , please use spunktuation marks as otherwise you are writing a load of bollocks.

Miss Hybrid

 

[Ivor Littlun]

Well for a start, it depends if they are a work of art or look like they were done by a pissed up Tart with a dart, while bouncing over cobbles in a cart.

JT, did you know that I won Miss Euro Tart?

Miss Euro Tart

What?? Molly Malone is doing tats now??

Molly the tart

 

[MissHybrid]

No more questions ?

Miss Twiddling

 

[d_jologs]

Where is the nearest phone box to the manor?

 

[MissHybrid]

Where is the nearest phone box to the manor?

I have seen one in a garden in the village.

I am thinking of putting my new business cards in it and see if I can get laid.

The last cards I put out, simply said " Kinky English Lady has damp patch needing attention. Call Miss Hybrid-Smythe if you feel you can help sort it out.

I got some right fucking perverts ringing. Plumber, builders, roofers the lot. Everyone of them wanted to charge me by the hour!
Now I don't mind being paid or giving it away for free (Mummy always says I give it away far to easily) but I object to paying by the hour.

The new card are less ambiguous. "Slut wants banging"

Kisses

Euro Tart

 

[d_jologs]

I have seen one in a garden in the village.

I am thinking of putting my new business cards in it and see if I can get laid.

The last cards I put out, simply said " Kinky English Lady has damp patch needing attention. Call Miss Hybrid-Smythe if you feel you can help sort it out.

I got some right fucking perverts ringing. Plumber, builders, roofers the lot. Everyone of them wanted to charge me by the hour!
Now I don't mind being paid or giving it away for free (Mummy always says I give it away far to easily) but I object to paying by the hour.

The new card are less ambiguous. "Slut wants banging"

Kisses

Euro Tart

Send me one of the cards, please. That would be one awesome souvenir.

I'm willing to charge you by the type of work you want done, instead of charging by the hour. But I certainly would like a "tip"

 

[MissHybrid]

Send me one of the cards, please. That would be one awesome souvenir.

I'm willing to charge you by the type of work you want done, instead of charging by the hour. But I certainly would like a "tip"

I always enjoy getting a tip. I used to get loads when I was saving up for a new pony.

 

[TheVern]

Are you good at it Mister V?

I like it firm but gentle too, lots of oil .......

Damn its been a while since I responded. SOrry bout that.

But to Answer Your Question. Yes. Infact one of my friends have told me that she prefers massages from me than her own husband. Ouch, but than again she still prefers sex with her husband SO i'm not quite sure how that is a compliment.

 

[Eric Lindros]

Two dogs fucking in Amsterdam and it stopped the traffic with people watching. The girls in the windows may as well have turned the lights off and gone home.

Miss Hybrid

And you didn't came by to say "hi" when you were visiting my beautiful country?

It surprised me the people were watching the two dogs.
"doggystyle" is very common in the RLD hehe.

 

[MissHybrid]

And you didn't came by to say "hi" when you were visiting my beautiful country?

It surprised me the people were watching the two dogs.
"doggystyle" is very common in the RLD hehe.

Dear Eric

I looked for you everywhere. I promise I will come and see yo next time.

Miss ET

 

[enndaley]

Why are you Miss Hybrid? I mean, what exactly makes you Miss Hybrid?

 

[d_jologs]

I always enjoy getting a tip. I used to get loads when I was saving up for a new pony.

Always loved to "ride" eh? Will you send me a souvenir card?

How often do you masturbate in a day? That's my question for today.

 

[chickenlvr69]

hey hybrid u eva do it in a big bucket o da colonelz secret resipe?

 

[larss]

hey hybrid u eva do it in a big bucket o da colonelz secret resipe?

Please use English - Read the rules - http://board.freeones.com/announcement.php?f=5&a=30 especially Posting Guidelines 7.)

The official board language is English. While we fully realize that we have many members who's first language is not English, we appreciate their attempt and do not expect their English or grammar to be perfect. However, deliberate miss-spellings such as "Iz" (is), "u" (you), "R" (are), "2" (to/too) are not allowed.

The way that you are mutilating the English language makes you look like a 10 year old.
Thank you.

and for Miss Hybrid-

Have you ever had sex in a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? Seems like a very odd think to do, but :dunno: some people see to think that it might be a good idea

 

[chickenlvr69]

Okay Okay!!! Miss Hybrid, have you ever had the pleasure of making love in a large bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken!?!?!? I have done several times myself, and it is my favourite place to do it!

Is that better and more acceptable larss???

Also, have you ever read "Atlas Shrugged" or "Bumbly Wumbly"? I have found both to be excellent reads!

Man, nobody has a sense of humour on here, or they don't get my "special" brand of humour!