ask MissHybrid.com xx

[MissHybrid]

B or A if I had the lube, then G. and after a good drink, I'd take the turbo for a run.

That reminds me of a joke......

Everyone know the one?

Miss VVHHH

 

[MissHybrid]

Hey Miss H, have you heard about Petra going to England?

http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=480378

You promised to spank her for her tarty mess at the start of the contest, remember?

Bloody typical, no wonder I couldn't find her in Holland.

Miss Not Happy

 

[MissHybrid]

B without haste

JT, slow and Dry. Would you go faster in the wet?

 

[MissHybrid]

a,b and then advise you to sell that piece of crap 966 turbo and get a 430 ferrari

Cant be arsed with being in the AA, well except for the obvious xxx

 

[MissHybrid]

Oh wise all knowing Miss Euro Tart! With 2012 off on the horizon, which of these is the world's worst nightmare: 1. The world REALLY comes to an end on December 21, 2012 as "some" seem to "believe," or 2. God forbid, the United States ACTUALLY elect Sarah Palin as their next President! Inquiring minds need to know!

Is it a trick a tart question you are asking me?

Its 2099 already, stupid.

Miss ET 2099

 

[MissHybrid]

(quickly)D, then A... then G and then F...then G again

I like the way you are thinking.

I know I have asked this before but have you got one yet?

Miss VVHHH

 

[MissHybrid]

H...... do everything on the list and add some more.

Could everyone make me an xxxxtended list please?

 

[MissHybrid]

potw!

Mwah xxx

 

[MissHybrid]

Hello Miss Hybrid!

I would like to ask you a question which is perhaps a bit frightening.

Have you investigated the alien abduction phenomenon? I regularly read a UFO-magazine at the library where stories about alien abduction are published. I have become a bit frightened of the aliens after that. Why are they here?

Anyway, have you ever considered giving up your career as a photo model to instead enter the field of ufology?

Thank you!

My identical twin frightened them off just as we were about to be alien handled aboard. I was not happy.

 

[d_jologs]

The Mistress strikes back with her answers!

What was the craziest thing you encountered during your latest escapade in Europe?

 

[Jon S.]

Is it a trick a tart question you are asking me?

Its 2099 already, stupid.

Miss ET 2099

Wanted to see if you remembered that THANKFULLY neither one actually happened! Then again, I am 126 years young.......so it could have just been senility AGAIN!

Congrats again on winning Miss Euro Tart 21 Century! Here's to extending the streak into the 22nd!

 

[Jon S.]

Another question for my favourite Euro Tart:

Better programme featuring Frank Thornton: "Are You Being Served?" or "Last of the Summer Wine"?

 

[larss]

Mister L,

Did we have an option L? I will just go with the f then x

Fair enough. I think I might just enjoy that.

 

[jtcarra]

so how do you feel about tattoos on a guy is it a turn on or off for you

 

[MissHybrid]

The Mistress strikes back with her answers!

What was the craziest thing you encountered during your latest escapade in Europe?

Two dogs fucking in Amsterdam and it stopped the traffic with people watching. The girls in the windows may as well have turned the lights off and gone home.

Miss Hybrid

 

[MissHybrid]

Wanted to see if you remembered that THANKFULLY neither one actually happened! Then again, I am 126 years young.......so it could have just been senility AGAIN!

Congrats again on winning Miss Euro Tart 21 Century! Here's to extending the streak into the 22nd!

I think retirement may be around the corner.

Zimmer please

 

[MissHybrid]

Another question for my favourite Euro Tart:

Better programme featuring Frank Thornton: "Are You Being Served?" or "Last of the Summer Wine"?

Being Served

 

[MissHybrid]

Fair enough. I think I might just enjoy that.

Option P, now that would be better.

 

[MissHybrid]

so how do you feel about tattoos on a guy is it a turn on or off for you

Well for a start, it depends if they are a work of art or look like they were done by a pissed up Tart with a dart, while bouncing over cobbles in a cart.

JT, did you know that I won Miss Euro Tart?

Miss Euro Tart

 

[TheOrangeCat]

What's your favorite pegging dildo, and why?