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MissHybrid

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You hate horses? Oh come on. Read my signature. I try to be your friend yet you stab me in the heart. I'll just ask my question:

If a tree falls in the woods should anybody give a shit?

Ok BJB, I like to look at horses in a field as much as anyone and watching them run around a track is a fun day out. I have a few videos.

It depends which tree it was and if you were under or up it.

Miss Horse Lover
 

MissHybrid

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When playing pinochle, should I break up jacks or queens around and pass to my partner if they declare diamonds or spades trump?

I would rather be on my knees under the table to be honest....
 

MissHybrid

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Anyone ever tell you that you resemble Dylan Ryder? You two should do a scene together:D

Yes they have. She lives too far away though. She could play my Identical Evil Twin Sister. I wish I could persuade her to join in with me, now that would be fun.
 

MissHybrid

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Just how filthy and nasty will your thank you video be, should you win one of the Freeones categories? Us drooling supporters can hardly wait :drool2:

I think it will be worth the risk of a vote to find out.

It will be uplifting xxx

Miss VVHHH
 

HeLovesPorn

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I would call it, "stuff 4 in my box, a tail of two titties" The hole movie would be set in an English Manor, not unlike this one.

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It would feature A kinky English tart, not unlike this one

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She would probably have things banged into her in this sort of fashion.

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Before getting jizzed on frequently

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The hole aim of the film would be to try and document the valiant attempts of an English Lady / Tart, to be Miss FreeOnes 2011

Miss VVHHH
:bowdown: <--- as I am the Submissive type I always bow down to delicious looking, Anglo-Saxon Princess who desurve full worship.


Now I must say: I am already in love with you once again, as well as already in love with this your latest film project that you are working on my dearest (being the hge Anglophile that I am, of course ;))! Ohh how I wish I chould land a role in the film, but it would have to be a private one as I am afraid I am of the shy type variety. :)
 

HeLovesPorn

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Anyway my first question to you would be:

Are the any states either north, south, east or west or large or modest sized cities here in the U.S. that you would ever wish to visit in the future, and also would you date an overly kind, nice "southern gentleman" guy who would worship at your feet? ;) Was always just curious.
 
Is there a "casting couch" for your film?

Yes, and I am on it all the time.

Can I audition for the role of bystander on the street outside the manor or unnamed manor servant? What time do I have to go for casting?:D:clap:

Is there a minimum "cum" requirement?:eek:
 

HeLovesPorn

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Such a glorious photo indeed. CAN this young woman be anymore perfect? Somehow I doubt it :)
 
Hey hybrid, :wave:

Please attach the correct name to these big black british bullets?

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Failure to provide the correct name for (.)(.) in the time allowed will result in a thorough
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You have 24 hours to complete your mission. This message will not self destruct. :D
 

MissHybrid

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Official Checked Star Member
Anyway my first question to you would be:

Are the any states either north, south, east or west or large or modest sized cities here in the U.S. that you would ever wish to visit in the future, and also would you date an overly kind, nice "southern gentleman" guy who would worship at your feet? ;) Was always just curious.

I don't really travel much mister Porn

If I have any plans, I will let you know x

Kisses

Miss Hybrid From Englandshire
 

MissHybrid

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Official Checked Star Member
Can I audition for the role of bystander on the street outside the manor or unnamed manor servant? What time do I have to go for casting?:D:clap:

Is there a minimum "cum" requirement?:eek:


Yes you can Mister dj, please apply to Felix, he deals with all that sort of thing.

Yes, buckets.

Miss VVHHH
 

MissHybrid

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i love this pic, love the cum over ur tits and onto ur clothes

I think I said something like "my, that went off with a bang"

What a state....I love coming home like that.
 

MissHybrid

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Official Checked Star Member
Hey hybrid, :wave:

Please attach the correct name to these big black british bullets?

nipples_1__rgpiefq3.jpg


Failure to provide the correct name for (.)(.) in the time allowed will result in a thorough
Spank.gif


You have 24 hours to complete your mission. This message will not self destruct. :D

It's a trick question, that's my Mummy!

Miss VVHHH
 
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